You are here:SMS4Smile » Hindi SMS » Hindi April Fools SMS » Ye Bhi China Ka Maal Nikla
Ye Bhi China Ka Maal Nikla
Door Ho Jao,
Ye SmS 5 Second
K Baad Phat Jayega!
00:05
00:04
00:03
00:02
00:01
00:00
¢â‚¬â€¢â‚¬â€¢â‚¬â€¢â‚¬â€¢â‚¬â€¢â‚¬â€¢â‚¬â€¢â‚¬â€¢â‚¬â€¢â‚¬â€
Nahi Phata?
Naqli (fake) ??
Ye Bhi China Ka Maal Nikla
Related SMS
- Sardar drinking asli 7up
- 2 din baad ....
- >---> Jaa meray mizail jaa
- Wish u a very happy independence day
- Mubarak ho EID Ramadan k baad
- Dua kon karay ga?
- 1 chinese bacha apnay Pakistani dost se
- Mubarak ho aap ko 2014, 2013 k bad
- USAMA tum aaj phir aa gayai
- New Qoumi Tarana
- Har Ladki ko tera intezaar hai
- Rango mein ghuli ladki ...
- 1 pathan ka sir phat gaya
- 2 sardaron ko 2 bomb miley
- Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny
- Daur-e-Zardari hai
- Hindi Funny Fathers Day Message
- Dosti mausam nahi
- Koi zabt de na jalal de
- Time bhi barha diya..!!
- Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
- Pakistan ek aisa mulk hay,
- Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay
- Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyun nahi
- Oye KHANA KHUL GAYA
- Such yeh duniya badi zalim hai
- Ap meri churi k nechay;)
- 75 year old lady zarorut-e-rishta
- Aaj kuch ghabraye se lagte ho,
- Hum tum ko yaad kiye bina so nahi sakte
- Wife ne kuch kaha to nahi?
- yun tou hum bhi B madad kiya nahi karte
- Shadi se pehle & shadi k baad
Sardar G Dukandar Se. 1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad, Sardar G Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara. Dukandar Se Bola, Yeh Naqli Hy, 7up Nahe, 6up, 1 Down Hay :p
2 Din Baad Aap LAAL, PEELE, HARE, KAALE ho jaoge. Ghabrao Nahi Yaar 2 Din Baad "HOLI" Hai And Remember I Am The First Person To Wish You "HAPPY HOLI"...
>---> >---> Ja mere Mizail ja, jo mujhe SMS na kare us k Dimagh me phat ja
Halki si dhoop barsat k baad, thori si khushi her baat k baad, Isi tarah mubarak ho aap ko, Jashan-e-azadi 1 din k baad.... Wish u a very happy independence day
Suhani dhoop barsat k baad, Thori si hasi her baat k baad, Usi tarah ho mubarak aap ko, Yeh EID Ramadan k baad. EID Mubarak
1 Din maa se pocha k maa k marnay k baad, dua kon karay ga? Tu maa boli! Samandar sookhnay k baad bhi rait mein nami reh jati hay
1 chinese bacha apnay Pakistani dost se: yaar merey father ka inteqal ho gaya hai, Pakistani: Abay yaar, China ki chizon mein yehi masla hai..! ;-)
Sunehri dhoop barsaat k bad, thori si hansi her baat ke baad, usi tarah ho mubarak aap ko 2014, 2013 k baad. Naya saal mubarak.
Bush ne bivi ko surprise dene k lie Naqli darhi monchain laga k rat ko chupke se bister men so gaya. adhi rat ko bivi ki ankh khuli to us k mun per hath phera or khushi se ucchal kar boli USAMA tum aaj phir aa gaye?????
Aaeen men ek aur tarmeen, Ab new quomi tarana Musharraf sir zameen shad baad, Kishwar-e-Haseen shad baad, Tou nishan-e-corruption aalishan, Arz-e-Musharafstan, Shad bad opposition sari barbad, Musharaf sir zameen ka nizam, atay, gas, bijli ka bohran, Qoum mulk saltant, choudhry paindabad, shad baad, shukat aziz mulk say farar, parcham-e-sitara-e-hilal, Khun main runga sara saal, Bhol […]
Har Ladki tere liye bekarar hai, Har Ladki ko tera intezaar hai, Ye tera koi kamaal nahi, Kuch din baad ¢â‚¬Å“RAKSHA BANDHAN¢â‚¬Â ka tyohar hai!
Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai.
1 pathan ka sir phat gaya pathan se Dr. ne pocha:- "khan sahab kia howa ?" Khan:Hum pather se keel thok raha tha, hum ko 1 admi bola khan KHOPRI istimal kero:p
2 sardaron ko 2 bomb miley, 1st Sardar:chal police ko de k atey hain. 2 sardar:agar koi bomb raste me phat gia to? 1st sardar:jhoot bol dain gay k 1 hi mila tha :p
Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny zameen per aa giya 50 boltle peenay k baad dukan wala bola "ap ko charti nahi hay?" bhagwan: main bhagwan hun Club wala: charh gaye salay ko :)
Ab Full corruption ki bari hai, Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai, Ab lootna maal sarkari hai, Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai, Ab aap ki izzat aapki apni zimmadari hai, Q k izzat ka shikari Asif Ali zardari hai, Ab photi Qismat hamari hai, Q k ab nawaz sharif ka bhai Asif Ali zardari hai,
Jis jis ne mujhay Wish karna hai kar lay Baad main na kehna k Abu naraaz ho gaey
Dosti mausam nahi, apni mudat pori kare aur rukhsat ho jaye. dosti sawan nahi, toot k barse aur tham jaye. dosti aag nahi sulge bharke aur rakh ho jaye. dosti aftab nahi chamke aur dob jaye, dosti phool nahi khile aur murjha jay. dosti to saans hai jo chale to sab kuch hai, jo toot […]
Koi zabt de na jalal de, Mujhe sirf itna kamal de, Mai har ek ki sada banun, K zamana meri misaal de, Teri rehmaton ka nuzool ho, Meri mehnaton ka sila milay, Mujhe maal o zar ki hawas na ho, Mujhe bas tu rizq e halal de, Mere zehen mai Teri fikr ho, Meri saans […]
TIK TIK TIK TIK Aata Daal Ghee Cheeni Chawal Doodh Tail Gosht Petrol K baad ab Aah Time bhi barha diya..!!
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar se gahara koi nahi. Aab aapki kya tarif karu... Dost me aap jaisa... Nalayak koi nahi!
Pakistan ek aisa mulk hay, Jis k log har 2 ghante k baad khush hote hain, Pata hay kub..??? ? ? ? "Jub light aati hay."
Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay k baad aik hi baat ka afsos hota hay kaash thori dair aur ruk jaatay to acha model mil jata.:p
Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyun nahi, Uth kar sab k saamne aate kyo nahi, Msg bhi tumhara smell marta hai, Thodi himmat kar k NAHATE kyun nahi...
Ae insan zara soch wo kon sa waqt hote he jab Bhai Bhai ka nahi Beta Bap ka nahi Maa Beti ki nahi HOti? Jab SHADI haal me awaz aati he "Oye KHANA KHUL GAYA"
De kar haath dosti ka wapis lia nahi jata, Is nazuk mohabbat ko zakham diya nahi jata, Such yeh duniya badi zalim hai, SMS itna sasta he phir bhi kia nahi jata
Agar ALLAH nay eid-ul-azha k moky par apni sab sy Piyari cheez ki qurbani krne ka hukam diya hota Tu 1 din baad ap meri churi k neechay hotay EID MUBARAK :)
75 year old lady ne newspaper me add diya, "Zarorut-e-rishta" 7 din k baad ek letter aaya "Amma is umer mein rishtay nahin, Farishtay aatay hain"
Aaj kuch ghabraye se lagte ho, Thand mein kapkapaye se lagte ho, Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki, Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho ?Good Morning?
hum kabhi tum say khafa ho nahi sakte dosti k rishty kabhi bewafa ho nahi sakty tum bayshak hum ko bhula ker soo jao hum tum ko yaad kiye bina so nahi sakte! Good Night (S)
1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye 2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha
yun tou hum bhi B madad kiya nahi karte chocolate kiya toffee bhi diya nahi kerte. ye dosti sirf aap say werna msg kiya hum miss call bhi kisi ko diya nahi kertay...
Is sawal ka jawab do Shadi se pehle dulhan ka baap dulhe ko kya deta hai? Jo shadi k baad wapas leta hai..? Its challenge 4 u!