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Yeh Pyar b na Ajeeb Cheez hai
Yeh Pyar b na Ajeeb Cheez hai
Maa se ho to Ibadat
Baap se ho to Muqaddas
Bhai se ho to Aqeedat
Behn se ho to Farz
Aur BV se ho to.
Chunnu, Munnu, Guddu, Pappu
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Ek Kana Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Kare To Konsa Geet Gayega? ? ? ? ? ? 1 Nazar se bhi Pyar Hota Hai, Maine Suna Hai.
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Sardi ki thartharahat mein, moongfali, rewari aur gur ki mithas ke saath, Lohri mubaarak ho pyar, dosti aur rishtey ki garmahat ke saath
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Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega, Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega, Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna, bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega
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Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se, programe karo pados wali se, ankh ladao sali se, love karo dilwali se, aur mar khao ghar wali say:p.
Guddu gana ga raha tha, "aaj main ooper Aasma neechay" To Pappu nay Guddo ko bohut maara, Bhala kion??? kion k Aasma pappu ki behan thi. hehe:p
Main jannat k shoq main ibadat nahi karta k ye ibadat nahin tijarat hai. Main dozukh k khof se ibadat nahin karta k ye ibadat nahin ghulami hai. Main ibadat sirf iss liye karta hon k mera RUB ibadat k layaiq hai. (Hazrat Ali)
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MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai? CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.
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Insan jb pehli bar dalta hy to wo confuse hota hay magar tum na ghabrana or dal dena tum jese hi rakho ge wo khud andar chala jaye ga phir thumein acha lagnay lagay ga or phir ajeeb ajeeb awazen ayen gi, or phr jub tumhari money nikal jaye to tum nikal lena apna ATM
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Memon ka beta apni girl friend k sath date maar ker ghar aaya to baap nay pocha, kitnay paisay kharch karey? Beta: Rs.50. Baap:itne saray kion?? Beta: us k paas itne hi thay.
Aaj "TOM & JERRY" ki barsi hai un ki yaad mein plz ye SMS kam se kum kisi 1 "CARTOON" ko zaroor send karo, me ne apna farz pura ker dia. ab aap ki baari hay
Altaf bhai jab school gaye Teacher ne pucha? mere pas 4 apple hain, 5 bachon me kaise taqseem karein? ALTAF BHAI:ek bache ko urado:-D
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Us ne aik pal bhi meri masomiat na daikhi pappu . . . . . . Bus pakra aur 250 ka chalaan kaat dia:(