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Collection of wife sms jokes & text messages which includes :- wife jokes , husband and wife jokes etc...

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Recently fired stock trader

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A recently fired
stock trader said ...

"This is worse than divorce...
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife..."

posted in Funny SMS, Wife SMS

What's the diff between Dava & Daru?

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What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

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Wife:What is 10 years with me?

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Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

posted in Funny SMS, Wife SMS

Behavior before and after marriage

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If men behave after marriage the way they do before it,
half the divorces won't take place..

On the other hand,

If women behave before marriage the way they do after it,
half the marriages won't take place ;)

posted in Marriage SMS, Misc SMS Jokes, Wife SMS

Wife came home with a goat.

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Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked"Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?"
Wife:"Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!"
Husband:"Bakri se hi poch raha hon"

posted in Funny SMS, Wife SMS

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.


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Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha

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Husband to a newly wed wife

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Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.

posted in Misc SMS Jokes, Wife SMS

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