Collection of wife sms jokes & text messages which includes :- wife jokes , husband and wife jokes etc...
Difference between Friend & Wife
U can Tell ur Friend
"U r my Best Friend"
Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
"U r my Best Wife?"
M: My lovely wife.
I: Is i am wrong in my sms?
S: Sex is not only thing in the life.
S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also.
Y: You are everyting to me, my life my wife my jaan.
O: Our life is just a good enough for us. Alhumdullah.
U: U are the lucky one in my world... gave me our sweet family.
In this world everybody makes mistakes...
Only girlfriend, wife n boss have
the gifted talent of finding them,
remembering them n reminding them
Difference between Husband & gadha.
Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!
A recently fired
stock trader said ...
"This is worse than divorce...
I have lost everything
I still have my wife..."
What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
Position of husband is like a split A.C.
No matter how loud he is outside,
but inside the house,
he is designed to remain
silent, cool & controlled by remote.