Wife SMS / Text Messages

Collection of wife sms jokes & text messages which includes :- wife jokes , husband and wife jokes etc...

Wife:, honey what r u looking 4?

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wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing

wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date

Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

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Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means...
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever

True saying about women.....

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True saying....
Women never dress up to impress man,

She dress up to irritate other women.

I found Aladin's lamp today. :P

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Husband : I found Aladin's lamp today. :P
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Wife : wow, what did u ask for darling ?? :D
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Husband : I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
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Wife : oh..darling..luv u so much.. :-*
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Did he do that ??
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Husband : He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero. :P :P

Message of the year

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Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple...
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

Than we met

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My wife and I
were happy for 20 years.
Than we met.

Don't go inside the church it's a trap...!

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In newyork, a man was watching a movie at home
and suddenly shouts nooooooooooooo!! :'(
Don't go inside the church its a trap!!

Wife: what are u watching?

Man: our wedding DVD :p

The King, queen & chess

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Chess says everything
about husband and wife.
The King has to take things one step at a time,
while the Queen can do whatever she wants.

Man, wife, girlfriend, and love!

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Asian man will have a wife and a girlfriend
and will love his wife more.

A black man will have 2 wives and 5 girlfriends
and will love his 1st wife more.

A white man will have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends
and will love his girlfriends more.

An pakistani man will have 1 wife and 4 girlfriends
and he still loves his mummy more.

Doesn't know his wife's opinion

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When a married man says:
"I'll think about it" ,
What he really means that,
He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet... =p =d