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Collection of wife sms jokes & text messages which includes :- wife jokes , husband and wife jokes etc...


posted in Wife SMS

Sweet demand by kid

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A Sweet demand by a kid.
A kid was beaten by his mom.
Dad came n asked- what happen son?
Kid said-I cant adjust with your wife anymore,
I want my own.


posted in Funny SMS, Wife SMS


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Lion bounced on wife

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In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.
WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..


posted in Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS, Wife SMS

Throwing knives on wife's picture

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Husband throwing knives on wifes picture.
All were missing the target!
Suddenly he received call from her
"Hi,wat ru doin?"
His honest reply,"MISSING U"


posted in Funny SMS, Miss U SMS, Wife SMS

A successful man

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A successful man is one
who makes more money
than
his wife can spend.


posted in Funny SMS, Wife SMS

I will think about it

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When a married man says- "I'll think about it",

What he really means that,
He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet.. :-P
Lolz


posted in Misc SMS Jokes, Wife SMS

itni khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta

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Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D


posted in Funny SMS, Wife SMS


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Part & art of living

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Having "WIFE" Is A
Part Of Living...

But

Having "GIRLFRIEND"
Along With The "WIFE" Is
Art Of Living


posted in Funny SMS, Wife SMS

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