Collection of wife sms jokes & text messages which includes :- wife jokes , husband and wife jokes etc...
Wife SMS / Text Messages
In newyork, a man was watching a movie at home
and suddenly shouts nooooooooooooo!! :'(
Don't go inside the church its a trap!!
Wife: what are u watching?
Man: our wedding DVD :p
Asian man will have a wife and a girlfriend
and will love his wife more.
A black man will have 2 wives and 5 girlfriends
and will love his 1st wife more.
A white man will have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends
and will love his girlfriends more.
An pakistani man will have 1 wife and 4 girlfriends
and he still loves his mummy more.
Chess says everything
about husband and wife.
The King has to take things one step at a time,
while the Queen can do whatever she wants.
When a married man says:
"I'll think about it" ,
What he really means that,
He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet... =p =d
Two Wise Advises for Married Peoples
Never laugh at your wife's choices...
(You are on of them...)
Never be Prouf of Your Choices...
(Your Wife is one of them...)
If you were my husband,
I would poison your coffee
If you were my wife
I would drink it.
Wife comes home late at night
and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.
From under the blanket
she sees four legs instead of two!
She reaches for a baseball bat
and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.
Once she's done,
she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
As she enters,
she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. :s
"hi darling", he says,
"your parents have come to visit us,
so I let them stay in our bedroom.
Hope you have said hello to them.