Collection of wife sms jokes & text messages which includes :- wife jokes , husband and wife jokes etc...
Wife SMS / Text Messages
Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second
What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha
Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?
it's easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 4.O bunty k pappa
Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?
Judge: How can you prove
you were not speeding your car?
Man: Sir, I was on the way to
bring back my wife from her mother's home!
Judge: that's all, case dismissed :p