Collection of wife sms jokes & text messages which includes :- wife jokes , husband and wife jokes etc…

Man, wife, girlfriend, and love!


Asian man will have a wife and a girlfriend
and will love his wife more.

A black man will have 2 wives and 5 girlfriends
and will love his 1st wife more.

A white man will have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends
and will love his girlfriends more.

An pakistani man will have 1 wife and 4 girlfriends
and he still loves his mummy more.

Doesn’t know his wife’s opinion


When a married man says:
“I’ll think about it” ,
What he really means that,
He doesn’t know his wife’s opinion yet… =p =d

Wife comes home late at night

Wife comes home late at night
and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.

From under the blanket
she sees four legs instead of two!

She reaches for a baseball bat
and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.

Once she’s done,
she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.

As she enters,
she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. :s

“hi darling”, he says,
“your parents have come to visit us,
so I let them stay in our bedroom.
Hope you have said hello to them.

A Special Package For Business Men.

An Airline Introduced
A Special Package For Business Men.
Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife’s Ticket Free

After Great Success,
The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives
Asking How Was The Trip.
All Of Them Gave A Same Reply…

“Which Trip ?”

Wife wish 2 be a newspaper

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.

Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

Similarity between chewing gum & begum

What’s the similarity between chewing gum & begum(wife) ??

Both are sweet at the beginning
become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the eNd…

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