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Collection of wife sms jokes & text messages which includes :- wife jokes , husband and wife jokes etc...

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Position of husband is like a split A.C.

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Position of husband is like a split A.C.
No matter how loud he is outside,
but inside the house,
he is designed to remain
silent, cool & controlled by remote.

posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS, Wife SMS

Husband to a newly wed wife

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Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.

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Why did u shoot ur wife ?

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Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it's easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

posted in Funny SMS, Wife SMS

Wife said I'm dying

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Husband texts to wife on cell..

"Hi,what r u doing Darling?"

Wife: I'm dying..!

Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"

Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."

Husband: "Bloody English Language!

posted in Funny SMS, Misleading SMS, Wife SMS

Wife comes home late at night

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Wife comes home late at night
and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.

From under the blanket
she sees four legs instead of two!

She reaches for a baseball bat
and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.

Once she's done,
she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.

As she enters,
she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. :s

"hi darling", he says,
"your parents have come to visit us,
so I let them stay in our bedroom.
Hope you have said hello to them.

posted in Funny SMS, Wife SMS

A line on a Husband's T shirt

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A line written on a Husband's T shirt :
ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN..
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OF THEM..:-P

posted in Funny SMS, Wife SMS


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Prove you were not overspeeding

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Judge: How can you prove
you were not speeding your car?

Man: Sir, I was on the way to
bring back my wife from her mother's home!

Judge: that's all, case dismissed :p

posted in Misc SMS Jokes, Wife SMS

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