Collection of wife sms jokes & text messages which includes :- wife jokes , husband and wife jokes etc...

Difference between Friend & Wife

Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend
"U r my Best Friend"

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
"U r my Best Wife?"

I Miss You

M: My lovely wife.
I: Is i am wrong in my sms?
S: Sex is not only thing in the life.
S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also.

Y: You are everyting to me, my life my wife my jaan.
O: Our life is just a good enough for us. Alhumdullah.
U: U are the lucky one in my world... gave me our sweet family.


Recently fired stock trader

A recently fired
stock trader said ...

"This is worse than divorce...
I have lost everything
I still have my wife..."

What's the diff between Dava & Daru?

What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

Position of husband is like a split A.C.

Position of husband is like a split A.C.
No matter how loud he is outside,
but inside the house,
he is designed to remain
silent, cool & controlled by remote.

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