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Collection of wife sms jokes & text messages which includes :- wife jokes , husband and wife jokes etc...

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Why did u shoot ur wife ?

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Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it's easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

posted in Funny SMS, Wife SMS

Buying a diamond ring for wife

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Wife : I saw in my dream
that u were buying a diamond ring 4 me
.
.
.
Husband : i saw your dad paying da bill

posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS, Wife SMS

Prove you were not overspeeding

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Judge: How can you prove
you were not speeding your car?

Man: Sir, I was on the way to
bring back my wife from her mother's home!

Judge: that's all, case dismissed :p

posted in Misc SMS Jokes, Wife SMS

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years

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How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 4.O bunty k pappa
Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?

posted in Funny SMS, Wife SMS

A successful man / woman

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A successful man is one
who makes more money
than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one
who can find such a man.

posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS, Wife SMS

Was my fault...


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Last night was my fault,
my wife asked,
"what's on the TV?"
and ..... I said, "dust!"

posted in Funny SMS, Wife SMS

Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai

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Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit‚ Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai

posted in Funny SMS, Wife SMS

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