Collection of wife sms jokes & text messages which includes :- wife jokes , husband and wife jokes etc...
Wife SMS / Text Messages
LOVE IS LIFE
LIFE IS WIFE
WIFE IS KNIFE
KNIFE IS DANGEROUS
Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?
Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
patni maike ja kar pati ko roz phon q karti hai.
taki pati ko yad rahe ki musibat abhi tali nahi hai
A man came home late at night after a party.
His wife yelled:
"how would you feel if you don't see me for two days?"
The man couldnt believe his luck: 'that would be great'!
Monday passed and he didnt see her......
Tuesday and wednesday passed too.....
On thursday his swelling became better
And now he could see her from the
Corner of one eye;)
Husband texts to wife on cell..
"Hi,what r u doing Darling?"
Wife: I'm dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"
Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."
Husband: "Bloody English Language!
You know why women starts with 'W'...
because all questions start with "W".. !
Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night
and suddenly shouts: "Up! Quick! My husband is back!"
Man gets up, jumps out of the window,
hurts himself, and then realizes: "Damn, I am the husband!"