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Collection of wife sms jokes & text messages which includes :- wife jokes , husband and wife jokes etc...

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Difference between wife & saali

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What is the difference between wife & saali?

Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,

Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,

Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,

Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,

Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,

Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake...:p

posted in Funny SMS, Wife SMS


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Dream of receiving jewelry & cloths

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Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!

posted in Funny SMS, Wife SMS

A man / woman speaks

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As per research

A man speaks 25,000 words daily
&
A woman speaks 30,000

Problem starts when husband comes home
from office after consuming his 25,000 words
&
wife starts her 30,000..

posted in Funny SMS, Wife SMS

Your husband needs rest

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Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest
and pease so here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!

posted in Misc SMS Jokes, Wife SMS

Wife: Nonsense it's only a matter of patience

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Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it's only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

posted in Funny SMS, Wife SMS

Position of husband is like a split A.C.


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Position of husband is like a split A.C.
No matter how loud he is outside,
but inside the house,
he is designed to remain
silent, cool & controlled by remote.

posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS, Wife SMS

Want to win or to be happy?

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A Husband & Wife Were
Arguing Over Some Issue.
After Much Of Discussion,
Wife Finally Said:
"Tell Me Dear ,
Do You Want To Win
OR
Do You Want To Be Happy . . ?

Argument Ended

posted in Funny SMS, Wife SMS

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