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Collection of wife sms jokes & text messages which includes :- wife jokes , husband and wife jokes etc...


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Wife: Nonsense it's only a matter of patience

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Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it's only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.


posted in Funny SMS, Wife SMS


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Position of husband is like a split A.C.

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Position of husband is like a split A.C.
No matter how loud he is outside,
but inside the house,
he is designed to remain
silent, cool & controlled by remote.


posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS, Wife SMS

Want to win or to be happy?

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A Husband & Wife Were
Arguing Over Some Issue.
After Much Of Discussion,
Wife Finally Said:
"Tell Me Dear ,
Do You Want To Win
OR
Do You Want To Be Happy . . ?

Argument Ended


posted in Funny SMS, Wife SMS

Wife said I'm dying

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Husband texts to wife on cell..

"Hi,what r u doing Darling?"

Wife: I'm dying..!

Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"

Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."

Husband: "Bloody English Language!


posted in Funny SMS, Misleading SMS, Wife SMS

Stupid and beautiful at same time

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A Husband said to his wife One day

"I don't know how you can be so stupid
&
so beautiful all at the same time"

The wife responded ,
"Allow me to explain,
God made me beautiful
so you would be attracted to me ;

God made me stupid
so I would be attracted to you !"


posted in Funny SMS, Wife SMS

Add wife, have life :p

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If you marry one woman,
She will fight with you.

But, if you marry 2 women,
They will fight for you.

Think different.

Add wife, have life :p


posted in Funny SMS, Wife SMS


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Reports got mixed up

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Doctor: sorry , reports got mixed up.
We don't know if your wife has AIDS or Asthma!

husband: What should i do now?

Doctor - Send her 4 jogging,
if she returns, don't sleep with her!


posted in Misc SMS Jokes, Wife SMS

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