Collection of wife sms jokes & text messages which includes :- wife jokes , husband and wife jokes etc...

By wife ....

Police Officer: I arrest people, But, when I go home, I'm under house arrest, by Wife

Professor: I give lectures to students, But, when I go home, I get Lectured hourly, by wife

CEO: I'm the Boss, But, when I go home, I always feel like an employee, by wife

Judge: I give Justice, but when I go home, I Beg for Justice, by wife

Husband wife watching an IPL match together

Husband wife watching an IPL match together:
After 5 minutes:

Wife: Is this Bret Lee?
Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler.

Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket.
Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one.

Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one.
Husband: It's Bangalore vs Mumbai.

Wife: How many runs they need to win now?
Husband: 72 runs in 36 balls.

Wife: Eh! That's easy, just 2 runs in 1 ball.
Husband: *Turns off the TV*

Wife: Turns it on again and starts watching "Daily serial"

Husband: Who is girl here ?
Wife: Don't disturb me please .


Boss hangs a poster in Office
He returns from lunch, finds a slip on his desk.
"Ur wife called, she wants her poster back home."

I'm talking to my wife

Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !!
You are holding the phone since 20 mins.
haven't spoken a word..!!!
Man inside: I'm talking to my wife

The King, queen & chess

Chess says everything
about husband and wife.
The King has to take things one step at a time,
while the Queen can do whatever she wants.

Message of the year

Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple...
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

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