Wife SMS / Text Messages

What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.

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Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha

Husband to a newly wed wife

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Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.

Why did u shoot ur wife ?

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Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it's easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years

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How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 4.O bunty k pappa
Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?

Prove you were not overspeeding

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Judge: How can you prove
you were not speeding your car?

Man: Sir, I was on the way to
bring back my wife from her mother's home!

Judge: that's all, case dismissed :p

Was my fault...

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Last night was my fault,
my wife asked,
"what's on the TV?"
and ..... I said, "dust!"

Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai

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Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit‚ Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai

Position of husband is like a split A.C.

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Position of husband is like a split A.C.
No matter how loud he is outside,
but inside the house,
he is designed to remain
silent, cool & controlled by remote.

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.

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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Any boyfriend before marriage

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Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent ‚¦‚¦

Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De‚¦.