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Choosing Career Is Like
Choosing Career Is Like
Chosing A Wife From 10 Girls.
Even If You Pick The Most Beautiful,
Intelligent, Kindest Woman,
There's Still Pain Of Losing The Other 9 :p
- Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife
- Be slow in choosing a friend
- Even if most beautiful girl is picked,
- Wishing you a very happy woman's day!
- Girls look beautiful because....
- Perfect look of girls/women
- Degrees of girls!
- Most and least romantic rhymes
- An intelligent wife
- Don't copy if u can't paste! :p
- Happy Mother's Day Greetings For Wife
- All girls r beautiful n boys innocent
- Stupid and beautiful at same time
- Excellent & Positive Description of "Who is a MAN?"
- A line on a Husband's T shirt
- Santa's sexy wife
- Have a heart without you
- Loosing your vision
- Happy Mother's Day To Wife!
- Difference between wife & saali
- A real friend is someone who ...
- A junior needs a name
- Why did u shoot ur wife ?
- A successful man / woman
- Beautiful message for womens day
- Good Morning Sweety / Beautiful
- Friendship is all about 3 things
- Husband wife watching an IPL match together
- Passwords of computer
- Message of the year
- What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
- Add wife, have life :p
- Sardar on phone:
Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife From 10 GirlFriends. Even If U Pick Most Beautiful, Most Intelligent, Kindest Women, There"s Still Pain Of Loosing 9
Be slow in choosing a friend & slower while loosing them bcoz friendship is not an opportunity its a sweet responsibility.
If a man is allowed to select a girl from 90 girls and Even if most beautiful is picked, There's still the pain of losing the remaining EIGHTY NINE....:p
A beautiful woman draws strength from troubles, smiles during distress and grows stronger with prayers & hope. Send this to a beautiful woman. I just did! Wishing you a very happy woman's day!
Why do girls look beautiful? is it real or due to make up? all false Girls look beautiful because
GIRLS Want To Look Perfect For A Bunch 0f Guys, But A WOMAN 0nly Wants To Look Beautiful For 0nly One Man
Degrees of girls! B.A.-Beautiful Angel B.E.-Beautiful Eyes B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure B.Com-Beautiful Communication M.B.A.-Married But Awesome!
A Poetry Competition asked For A 2-Line Rhyme With d Most Romantic 1st Line & the Least Romantic 2nd Line There's d Winning Rhymes My darling, My Love,My Beautiful Wife Marrying U Ruined,My Whole Life I c Ur Face When I m Dreaming That's Why I Always Wake Up Screaming Kind Intelligent, Loving & Hot […]
''An Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So Much That Her Husband Can't Afford Another Women" :P
A famous inspirational speaker said: "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife" Audience was in shock and silence.. He added: "she was my mother" A big round of applause & laughter! A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home After a dinner, he […]
God has given me a woman that has proven to be a beautiful mother, a wonderful wife, and an amazing friend. I'm thankful to God for you being such a blessing in my life. Happy Mother's Day!
All Girls Are Beautiful After The Lights Are Switched Off (Shakespeare) All Boys Are Innocent Before The Lights Are Switched Off (Shakespeare'S Wife)
A Husband said to his wife One day "I don't know how you can be so stupid & so beautiful all at the same time" The wife responded , "Allow me to explain, God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me ; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to […]
Who is a MAN? A man is a beautiful part of God's creation who starts compromising at a very tender age. He sacrifices his chocolates for his sister. He sacrifices his dreams for just a smile on his parents face. He spends his entire pocket money on buying gifts for the lady he loves just […]
A line written on a Husband's T shirt : ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN.. . . . . . . . OF THEM..:-P
2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival. Banta: What does your wife look like? Santa: She is 5'7", 36-24-36 sexy figure, fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours? Banta: Forget mine, let us look for yours.
Whats missing in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & youll get a heart! If u pick U, you will get hurt! Id pick U coz its better to get hurt, Than have a heart without U.
A Blind Man once asked a Wise man: "Can there be anything worse than losing your Eye Sight?" The Wise Man replied: "Yes.. Losing your 'VISION'
You are one fabulous wife. You are a brilliant mother. You are a phenomenal woman. All that you do makes my life more wonderful than you may ever know. Happy Mother's Day To My Dearest Wife!
What is the difference between wife & saali? Saali is Beauty, Wife is duy, Saali is passion, Wife is tension, Saali is patakha, Wife is sayapa, Saali is cool, Wife is fool, Saali is tuty-fruity, Wife is qismat futi, Saali is fresh cake, Wife is earth quake...:p
A real friend is someone who tried to pick you up when you have fallen, and if they can't pick you up, they lay down right beside you.
Love is a gamble, Sex is a game, Boyz do the thing Girls get the blame, 1 night in pleasure 9 months of pain 1 day in hospital and a junior needs a name
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
A beautiful woman must expect to be more accountable for her steps, than one less attractive. Happy Women's Day
Three words that can change A woman's mood for Almost an entire day: "Good Morning Sweety / Beautiful"
Friendship is all about 3 things Winning Losing n Sharing Winning your friends heart, Losing your ego, and Sharing joys and sorrows.
Husband wife watching an IPL match together: After 5 minutes: Wife: Is this Bret Lee? Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler. Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket. Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one. Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: […]
Fact of Life... Only 1% of the girls become wife of their lovers, the remaining become passwords on the computer! :-)
Message of the year:- Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!! Why? Very simple... A woman does not have a wife..!!!
What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ? A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U Continue to do so.
If you marry one woman, She will fight with you. But, if you marry 2 women, They will fight for you. Think different. Add wife, have life :p
Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking‚¦