by sms4smile

How he got into the house

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A man went to the Police Station wishing
to speak with the burglar who had
broken into his house the night before.

“Youll get your chance in court,‚ said the Police officer.

“No, no no!‚ said the man.
“I want to know how he got into the house
without waking my wife. Ive been trying for years.‚

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