A man went to the Police Station wishing
to speak with the burglar who had
broken into his house the night before.

“You’ll get your chance in court,” said the Police officer.

“No, no no!” said the man.
“I want to know how he got into the house
without waking my wife. I’ve been trying for years.”

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1. Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
2. Umer Qaid Ki Saza Di Jaati hai
3. There’s a bomb in my garden!
4. Night is not complete without
5. I want my child to laugh