Such yeh duniya badi zalim hai
De kar haath dosti ka wapis lia nahi jata,
Is nazuk mohabbat ko zakham diya nahi jata,
Such yeh duniya badi zalim hai,
SMS itna sasta he phir bhi kia nahi jata
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De kar haath dosti ka wapis lia nahi jata,
Is nazuk mohabbat ko zakham diya nahi jata,
Such yeh duniya badi zalim hai,
SMS itna sasta he phir bhi kia nahi jata
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Subha se le kar sham tak,
Sham se le ker raat tak,
Raat se le kar subha tak,
Subha se phir shaam tak
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Bus yaar light ne tang kia howa hay
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ishq main barbadi na kerwa lena,
Apne ammi k arman khak mai na mila dena,
jo paise ghar se sabzi laane k liye milte hain,
unka easy load na karwa lena
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BAHU K 1-2 affair sunne k baad sasur ne suicide karli
3-4 k baadpati ne suicide kar li,
magar SAAS chup rahi.
Why?
“KION K SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI”.
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Her khushi, hansi mange ap se,
Her phool, khushbu mange aap se,
Itni roshni ho apki zindagi me k,
khud WAPDA connection mangay apse,
“HAPPY LOAD SHEDDING”
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1 kanjos tha
khalis kanjos
bilkul kanjos
bohut bara kanjos
zabardust kanjos
Arey aap kion naraz ho rahe hain ?
Aap k samnay to woh kuch bhi nahi tha.!
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Love story!
A mosquito & hen fell in love wid each other.
1 day they kissed each other
Hen died of dengue
&
Mosquito died of bird flu
Moral: Sachi mohabbat:-)
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socha tha her mor pay apka sath daingay,
her mor pay apka intizar karaingay,
her mor pay pa say khushiyan bantay gay,
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per kambakhat road hi “SEEDHAY” niklay
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