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Kafi dino se sms nahi bheja

Kafi dino se sms nahi bheja,
Chalo sit stand kro
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Y
.IL

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Y
.IL

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<@>
Y
.IL

Chalo bus karo ainda
SMS kertay rehna.

posted in ASCII SMS, Misc SMS Jokes

What happened in 1869?

Teacher :What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.

Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

Elephant & Ant were walking on a bridge.

Elephant & Ant were walking on a bridge.
Then d elephant looked down toward d river.
Suddenly ant bit the elephant.
Y?

Bcoz ants wife was bathing in the river.

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

We are good friends because

We are good friends because
u think I am sweet
and
I think u r sweet,

U think I am nice
and
I think u are nice,

You think I am smart
and
I think you are right:p

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

SEND me all UR MONEY

Money can buy :-
a house not home,
A bed but not sleep,
medicine but not health,

Money is dirty, it only cause pain & suffering.
SEND me all UR MONEY & BE HAPPY.

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

I always think about U

I always think about U.
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I can’t live without U.
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I really need U.
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I’m totally mad about U.
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I just wanna be with U.
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I’m very desperate for U.
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I’m crazy 4 U.
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I wanna marry U.
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I LOVE U.
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Aisa muje MAMA kehti hai

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

Two lovers plan to comit suicide

Two lovers plan to comit suicide,
the boy jumped first,

girl closed her eyes and
return back saying “love is blind”.

Boy in air, opened his
parachute saying “LOVE NEVER DIES”

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

Sardar : (To a friend) Aap kitna parhay ho?

Sardar : (To a friend) Aap kitna parhay ho?

Friend : B.A.

Sardar : kamal karte ho yaar! Sirf do word parhay, aur woh bhi ulte…

posted in Misc SMS Jokes



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