Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages

Meet In RAJASTAN,
Love In HINDUSTAN Marrage In DEVASTAN,
Take Honymoon In AFGANISTAN,
But Dont Bring Ur Population 2 Our Pakistan

In class room 1 boy was praying Allah Allah.

Teacher: y r u praying in classroom?

Boy: Mom advised me that
before sleeping u must pray Allah Allah

If u have any problem

Mujhy batao
I’ll help u (:

If u don’t hve any
Problem !

Tab bhi
Mujhy batao
.
.
.
I’ll create problem
.
.
.
Aakhir dost hoty kis
Liye hain …

A
girl’s
best
asset
is
her
‘Lie’Ability”

I never forget my sincere friends
when i see some faults in them
i keep patient & just realize that
.
.
.
.
“ab har koi meri terha perfect
tou nahi ho sakta na”

Read each word Reversely:

A’
suomaF
rotcoD
dloT
eM
tahT
ylnO
latneM
stneitaP
evaH
ehT
tnelaT
oT
daeR
$M$
revenehW
stI
nettirW
‘…ylesreveR

Scratch & Win ..
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Pathan …

Ye Kia Jeet Lia … ;->

World is full of willing people
Some willing to work
and others like me,
Willing to let them work