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Miscellaneous sms jokes that are hard to categorize, I consider them as simply hilarious sms jokes


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Tring tring .. inbox kholo

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Tring Tring..

Inbox kholo

Aap k liye phool bheijay hain

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ab SMS send kero warna phol wapis karo


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That means I must have really escaped.

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A man phones a mental hospital
and asks the receptionist
if there is anybody in Room 27 ?
She goes and checks,
and comes back to the phone,
telling him that the room is empty
“Good,‚ says the man.
“That means I must have really escaped.‚


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Exercise Is Hell Just Sleep Well..;)

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A Rabbit Runs,Jumps
& Lives Only For 15 yrs.

While a Turtle Doesn't Run
Does Nothing.
Yet lives for 300 yrs.

Moral:
Exercise Is Hell Just Sleep Well..;)
Good Night :-)


posted in Cool/Decent SMS, Good Night SMS, Misc SMS Jokes

Their daddy becomes the mummy

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Q: Why are Egyptians Children always confused?

A: Because after death,
their daddy becomes the mummy.


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Imagine world without girls

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Imagine world without girls
roads sunsan markets viran
na janu na jan
na koi girl friend k liye preshan
bas namaz & quran
&
sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam


posted in Funny SMS, Misc SMS Jokes

Our love is heard like a ring tone.

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In my heart our love is heard like a ring tone.
In my ears Ur speech is heard like voice mail.
But when I called for response
Subscriber cant reach at the moment.


posted in Misc SMS Jokes

So please keep active my Heart

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Ur sms is electrical activity of my Heart...!
Ur miss call is beat of my Heart...!

Ur call is blood circulation of my heart...!
So please keep my active Heart...!



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