Miscellaneous sms jokes that are hard to categorize, I consider them as simply hilarious sms jokes
Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages
Asian man will have a wife and a girlfriend
and will love his wife more.
A black man will have 2 wives and 5 girlfriends
and will love his 1st wife more.
A white man will have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends
and will love his girlfriends more.
An pakistani man will have 1 wife and 4 girlfriends
and he still loves his mummy more.
Chess says everything
about husband and wife.
The King has to take things one step at a time,
while the Queen can do whatever she wants.
Company offered Rs.500 for
each money-saving idea
submitted by it's employees.
First prize went to the employee
who suggested the award
be cut to Rs.250:p
A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table.
The wife asked,"Anything new at work?
He replied, No, I am teaching history.
The most "hungry + sad" moment
When you're sitting in the examination hall,
then the invigilator is served
hot "tea with samosas".
If you were my husband,
I would poison your coffee
If you were my wife
I would drink it.
When a guy adds u on facebook
it means he wants to b ur frnd not ur husband...
That's y its called a frnd request... not a proposal !!!...
And when a guy likes ur status he likes your status..
he s not trying to impress u or flirt with u ...
When a guy likes ur picture,
that...means he likes ur picture not *YOU*...
Enlarged version of the public service message by *BOYS**
Go ahead and share this guys... let them all know the fact