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Miscellaneous sms jokes that are hard to categorize, I consider them as simply hilarious sms jokes

posted in Misc SMS Jokes


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Millions Of People Write Love Letters.

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Millions of people write love letters.
But everyone send there 1st love letter mostly to me,
Just imagine how lucky i m!
Great words said by
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** dust bin **

posted in Misc SMS Jokes, Misleading SMS

Man and woman sent on earth

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Man was sent on Earth to "suffer",
&
Woman was sent to " ensure that it happens"
Dr. Sarfraz Ahmed (Arizona 1904)

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

How to settle abroad?

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How to settle abroad?

For Boys:
Study hard
Get good grades
Appear in ielts n toefl
Apply for student visa
Wait for the call
Appear in the interview
Get admission in a university
Get good grades
Search for a job
Work hard, earn well to settle

For Girls:
Marry this guy

posted in Funny SMS, Misc SMS Jokes

My heart is a mobile & u r its SIM

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Girl:How much do you love me?
Boy:My heart is a mobile and you are its SIM

Girl:Ooh God.. I am soo lucky..
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She doesn't know that my mobile is dual sim :P

posted in Funny SMS, Love SMS, Misc SMS Jokes

Exercise Is Hell Just Sleep Well..;)

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A Rabbit Runs,Jumps
& Lives Only For 15 yrs.

While a Turtle Doesn't Run
Does Nothing.
Yet lives for 300 yrs.

Moral:
Exercise Is Hell Just Sleep Well..;)
Good Night :-)

posted in Cool/Decent SMS, Good Night SMS, Misc SMS Jokes

Explain the word "Automatically"


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Explain the word "Automatically"
?
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nahin pata?

OK ok I will explain

agar koi ganji larki rakshay main
baithi ho to us ko kehte hain
"Auto_me_takli"

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

Love begins with (today and yesterday)

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"LOVE"

Starts from eyes

Grows with gifts

End with tears

but 2day

"LOVE"

starts from mobiles

Grows with balance share

Ends with number busy

posted in Love SMS, Misc SMS Jokes

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