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Miscellaneous sms jokes that are hard to categorize, I consider them as simply hilarious sms jokes

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

If marriages are made in heaven

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Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?

Answer: The days after marriage!

posted in Marriage SMS, Misc SMS Jokes


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Teach to dance in 5 seconds

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How To Teach Girl Dance In Just 5 Sec??
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Throw A Cockroach On Her =D

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

Until facebook

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I Hadn't Realized
Until Facebook
That
Most Of My Friends Are
Farmers, Gangsters 0r Cooks

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

6 truths of life

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6 truths of life:-
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You're smiling now, because you are an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

posted in Insult SMS, Misc SMS Jokes

Medical term for lazy

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The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do
All the things around the House that he used to do.
When the examination was Complete,
He said: "now, doc, i can take It.
Tell me in plain english what is wrong with me."

"Well, in plain english,"
The doctor replied, "you're just lazy "

"okay," said the man.
"now give me the medical term so i can tell my wife"

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

Your husband needs rest


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Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest
and pease so here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!

posted in Misc SMS Jokes, Wife SMS

Slogan 0n The Toilet Wall

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Best Slogan Written
0n The Toilet Wall ...

"Treat Me Well And
Keep Me Clean,
I'll Not Tell Anyone,
What I Have Seen ..."

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

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