Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages

Miscellaneous sms jokes that are hard to categorize, I consider them as simply hilarious sms jokes

Usama asked Kajol

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Usama asked Kajol,"hows ur life?"
She replied,"kabhi khushi kabhi ghum."

Then Kajol asked Usama,"what abt U?"
He replied,"kabhi BUSH kabhi BOMB."

Love begins with (today and yesterday)

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"LOVE"

Starts from eyes

Grows with gifts

End with tears

but 2day

"LOVE"

starts from mobiles

Grows with balance share

Ends with number busy

Side effect of excess study

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Side effect of excess study :p
A Guy Went To A Restaurant,
He Wanted To See The Menu
But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called;

He Asked Waiter,
"Syllabus Lana Zara":-P

The length & breadth & height of you

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The length & breadth & height of you
total up to quite a view,

but to taste the true delight of you
I'll have to take a bite of you.

Most unfulfilled desire ..

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The most unfulfilled desire
Of all science students is
A bomb should have
Fallen instead of
An apple on newton!

Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife

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Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife

From 10 GirlFriends.
Even If U Pick Most Beautiful,
Most Intelligent,
Kindest Women,

There"s Still Pain Of Loosing 9