Miscellaneous sms jokes that are hard to categorize, I consider them as simply hilarious sms jokes

The most "hungry + sad" moment

The most "hungry + sad" moment
When you're sitting in the examination hall,
feeling hungry
then the invigilator is served
hot "tea with samosas".

Happy January..!

The first gush of chilly winds!
The familiar anticipation of long walks!
cold nose, numb feet, warm breaths!
The fog!
The vermillion tree leaves!
Oranges, Coffee, Friends!
"The best is yet to come"
Thats the message winters bear..
So make lasting memories..!

Happy January !

6 truths of life

6 truths of life:-
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You're smiling now, because you are an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

Guiness Book Of World Record

Guiness Book Of World Record

Aik Pakistani Ne Kal 24 Ghanton
Tak Pani Me Saans Band Kr K Naya
Record Qaim Kiya
" Janaza Aaj 4 Bajay Hai "

Best way to release office stress

The best way to
release office stress is

To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud
"Bhaar Main Jaye Company ...":D

U r so cute and dashing

Don't stand too much in front of MIRROR.
Even da Mirror will fall in Love wid U
U r so Cute & Dashing..

recharge Rs 30/- on my number;-)

Exercise Is Hell Just Sleep Well..;)

A Rabbit Runs,Jumps
& Lives Only For 15 yrs.

While a Turtle Doesn't Run
Does Nothing.
Yet lives for 300 yrs.

Exercise Is Hell Just Sleep Well..;)
Good Night :-)

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