Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages

Miscellaneous sms jokes that are hard to categorize, I consider them as simply hilarious sms jokes

God help !!

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You can't tap your back for a job well done.
You can't hug yourself for comfort.
You can't cry on your shoulders when tears fall.
That's why you have GOD in your life,
to let Him do whatever you can't.

Stop using caller tune / songs

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In the holy month of Ramadan,
Stop using caller tune / songs

Zong: Write "UNR", send to 230
Telenor: Write "UNSUB", send to 230
Mobilink: Write "UNSUB", send to 230
ufone: Write "UNSUB", send to 666
Warid: Write "RBT OFF", send to 7171

Poison in hearts..!

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A snake has its poison in its teeth..

A dog in its tongue..

A scorpio in its tale..

Its only the human who have poison in their hearts..!

Strange but true!

Too many damn security cameras!

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GOOD OLD DAYS
When I was a child, my mother would send me down to the corner store with a 10 Rs, and I'd come back with
five Kgs of potatoes,
two loaves of bread,
three packs of juices,
packets of chocolates & candies

You can't do that now.
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Too many damn security cameras!!";-)

Trick for cheap dinner at sareena hotel

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A beggar to another beggar:
I had a grand diner at 'Sareena' yesterday.
Another beggar: how?

First beggar: sum 1 gave me 100 rs yesterday,
I went 2 'Sareena', ordered dinner worth 2000rs n enjoyed the diner.

When the bill came, i said, i had no money.
The manager called the policeman n handed me over to him.
I gave the 100rs note 2 the policeman n he set me free.

Break bones not heart

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Don't Break anyone's heart
They have only one of it...
Break their bones..
They have 206 of them.. ;-)

Sleeping improves ur General Knowledge :-P

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Teacher to sleepy student:
Who invented Steam Engine.?
Student: What sir?
Teacher:Yes its correct. JAMES WATT.
Moral: Sleeping improves ur General Knowledge :-P

Principal shock, student rocks

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Principal : I tried ur number so many times,
it said switched off...!
STUDENT said :''ya. it's my CALLER TUNE"
Principal shock...!
Student rocks....! B-)

Aruing with your boss

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Arguing with your Boss is Like Wrestling
With a Donkey in the Mud.
After some Time
You Will Realize that
You are Getting Dirty and the Donkey is Enjoying it..!

Promises r like babies

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Promises are like babies...
Fun to make but hell to deliver ;):P

Dead body cycling to school

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Teacher: Bobby! Join these two sentences together.

I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body.

Bobby: I saw a Dead Body Cycling to school. :-)