Miscellaneous sms jokes that are hard to categorize, I consider them as simply hilarious sms jokes
Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages
Usama asked Kajol,"hows ur life?"
She replied,"kabhi khushi kabhi ghum."
Then Kajol asked Usama,"what abt U?"
He replied,"kabhi BUSH kabhi BOMB."
Starts from eyes
Grows with gifts
End with tears
starts from mobiles
Grows with balance share
Ends with number busy
Side effect of excess study :p
A Guy Went To A Restaurant,
He Wanted To See The Menu
But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called;
He Asked Waiter,
"Syllabus Lana Zara":-P
The length & breadth & height of you
total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you
I'll have to take a bite of you.
Why do girls look beautiful?
is it real or due to make up?
Girls look beautiful because (more…)
The most unfulfilled desire
Of all science students is
A bomb should have
Fallen instead of
An apple on newton!
Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife
From 10 GirlFriends.
Even If U Pick Most Beautiful,
There"s Still Pain Of Loosing 9