Miscellaneous sms jokes that are hard to categorize, I consider them as simply hilarious sms jokes
Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages
It's a girls world
If a girl laughs loudly she is cheerful,
If boy laughs loudly he's mannerless!
If girl talks sweetly she is charming,
If boy talks sweetly he's flirt,
If girl is silent, she's feeling sad,
If a boy is silent, he's being rude
If girls walk in a group it's a group,
If a boy walk in a group it's GANG!
Kafi dino se sms nahi bheja,
Chalo sit stand kro
Chalo bus karo ainda
SMS kertay rehna.
A girl's status at fb:
A guy came up to me
told me he'd give me an iphone
if i sleep with him.
Updated via iphone
Don't stand too much in front of MIRROR.
Even da Mirror will fall in Love wid U
U r so Cute & Dashing..
recharge Rs 30/- on my number;-)
Statistics show that 1% of women in the world,
are on medication for mental illness
99% are running around
without proper medication!!
Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple...
A woman does not have a wife..!!!
Boy: "You Are Like A COIN."
Girl: "Awwww, Valuable .. ?"
Boy: "No, Two Faced"