Miscellaneous sms jokes that are hard to categorize, I consider them as simply hilarious sms jokes

Where the HELL Is LOVE in Taj Mahal ?

TAJ MAHAL the symbol of love..
but the other lesser known facts:

1) Mumtaz was shahjahans 4th wife out of his 7 wives.
2) Shahjahan killed mumtaz's husband to marry her.
3) Mumtaz died in her 14th delivery.
4) He then married mumtaz's sister.

Question arises.. Where the HELL Is LOVE???

Unfortunately, without my cell phone, I wouldn't

Unfortunately, without my cellphone, I wouldn't

1. know what time it is
2. be able to solve a math question
3. know a single phone number
4. know the date
5. be able to text my friend when I'm at their house
6. take a snap shot at a picture-perfect time
7. be able to wake up from an alarm in the morning
8. find my way in the dark.

Pathan's wife bought sweater

Pathan's wife bought a
Beautiful sweater for her husband...
She sent it to him by parcel
Along with a note ... That said
"the buttons of d sweater r removed
Since they were too heavy & added
To the postage. U'll find 'em
In d right hand pocket of the sweater"

Your husband needs rest

Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest
and pease so here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!

Nagative answer

By expecting a negative answer,
Girlfriend ask "Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?"

To satisfy his girl,
the boy reply a negative answer:
"Nothing of these, I haven't done."

U and ur feelings

You And Your Feelings
Are Important To Your
They Are Single

Mosquito to say sorry

At night if mosquito bites what to do..?
Just scratch n sleep again !
We r not Rajnikant 2 make the Mosquito say Sorry:p

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