Miscellaneous sms jokes that are hard to categorize, I consider them as simply hilarious sms jokes
Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages
M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam
Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat
Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat
Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat :p
Awesome & meaningful Quotes by one & only Film Actress MEERA:->
-Don't talk in front of my back.
-Both of U 3 get out of my room.
-Open the window, let the environment come in.
-I have 2 sisters both are girls.
-All of U stand in a straight circle.
-Give me a red pen of any colour.
A snake has its poison in its teeth..
A dog in its tongue..
A scorpio in its tale..
Its only the human who have poison in their hearts..!
Strange but true!
I never forget my sincere friends
when i see some faults in them
i keep patient & just realize that
"ab har koi meri terha perfect
tou nahi ho sakta na" ;)
GOOD OLD DAYS
When I was a child, my mother would send me down to the corner store with a 10 Rs, and I'd come back with
five Kgs of potatoes,
two loaves of bread,
three packs of juices,
packets of chocolates & candies
You can't do that now.
Too many damn security cameras!!";-)
Kafi dino se sms nahi bheja,
Chalo sit stand kro
Chalo bus karo ainda
SMS kertay rehna.
6 truths of life:-
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You're smiling now, because you are an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.