Miscellaneous sms jokes that are hard to categorize, I consider them as simply hilarious sms jokes
Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages
Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple...
A woman does not have a wife..!!!
Boy: "You Are Like A COIN."
Girl: "Awwww, Valuable .. ?"
Boy: "No, Two Faced"
Some one asked about my past
I replied -
SCHOOL: 2 + 2 = 4.
HOMEWORK: 2 + 4 + 2 = 8.
Juan has 4 apples,
His train is 7 minutes early,
Calculate the suns mass :D
Thoughts r many but words r few,
I m always there for you,
When things go wrong
Don't turn blue,
Just give me a call & say,
"Yaar, kitthay hai tu"
In a Mental Hospital a journalist asked the Doctor:
How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not?
Dr: Well, we first fill a BathTub & give a teaspoon, a glass & a bucket to the patient & ask them to empty the Bathtub....
Journalist: Oh, obviously a normal person would use d bucket bcoz its bigger....
Dr: NO, a normal person would pull the drain plug!
Now will u plz proceed to bed no.39 ;-)
Want to surprise your girlfriend?
Introduce her to your wife :p
Q:What is more painful?
When a person whom u trust, hurts u?
The person whom u hurt, still trusts u?
Think about that & reply!