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Miscellaneous sms jokes that are hard to categorize, I consider them as simply hilarious sms jokes

posted in Misc SMS Jokes


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It's not going to work between me and you (diet)

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Dear diet,
It's not me, It's you
I just don't think its going to work between us,
You are boring, tasteless
&
I can't stop cheating on you

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

Three Skeletons Talking ..

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Three Skeletons Talking ..

1st Skeleton : I M The Most Skinny Looking Skeleton In The World .
2nd Skeleton : No I M The Thinnest Skeleton In The World .
3rd Skeleton : Errr... I Think You Haven't Heard About Sara ;-)

Skeleton Shocked :-p
Humsafar Rocked

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

Men are like bank accounts.

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Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money
they don't generate
a lot of interest.

posted in Flirt SMS, Misc SMS Jokes

The King, queen & chess

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Chess says everything
about husband and wife.
The King has to take things one step at a time,
while the Queen can do whatever she wants.

posted in Marriage SMS, Misc SMS Jokes, Wife SMS

Everybody makes mistakes in this world

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In this world everybody makes mistakes...
But
Only girlfriend, wife n boss have
the gifted talent of finding them,
remembering them n reminding them

posted in Misc SMS Jokes, Wife SMS

Prefer texting over calls


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I Prefer Texting Over
Phone Calls
Because
It Gives Me More Time
To Think About What To Say:)

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

Solution for all the problems

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We Have Solution For All The Problems
.
.
.
.
.
When They R Not Ours:p

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

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