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Miscellaneous sms jokes that are hard to categorize, I consider them as simply hilarious sms jokes


posted in Misc SMS Jokes

The most "hungry + sad" moment

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The most "hungry + sad" moment
.
.
.
When you're sitting in the examination hall,
feeling hungry
&
then the invigilator is served
hot "tea with samosas".


posted in Exam SMS, Misc SMS Jokes


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Height of insult

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Height of insult-
Girl msgs her bf..
jaan i can't live widout u..
Will u marry me???
reply cums..
Whos dis?
I lost all my contacts.. :D


posted in Misc SMS Jokes

What was the first thing

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Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?‚
Witness: “He said, Where am I, Cathy?‚

Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?‚
Witness: “My name is Susan.‚


posted in Marriage SMS, Misc SMS Jokes

Nagative answer

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By expecting a negative answer,
Girlfriend ask "Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?"

To satisfy his girl,
the boy reply a negative answer:
"Nothing of these, I haven't done."


posted in Flirt SMS, Misc SMS Jokes

Agree With The Dictionary

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Agree With The Dictionary.

Boys Before Girls,

Partying Before Studying

&

Friends Before Love


posted in Misc SMS Jokes

Kafi dino se sms nahi bheja

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Kafi dino se sms nahi bheja,
Chalo sit stand kro
<@>
Y
.IL

<@>
<>

<@>
Y
.IL

<@>
<>

<@>
Y
.IL

Chalo bus karo ainda
SMS kertay rehna.


posted in ASCII SMS, Misc SMS Jokes


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Kitchen has he in it

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Dear Boy. Kitchen Has 'He' In It.

So MOVE & Go Make ME A Sandwich.

Sincerely,

Girls. =P


posted in Misc SMS Jokes

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