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Miscellaneous sms jokes that are hard to categorize, I consider them as simply hilarious sms jokes


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Stop using caller tune / songs

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In the holy month of Ramadan,
Stop using caller tune / songs

Zong: Write "UNR", send to 230
Telenor: Write "UNSUB", send to 230
Mobilink: Write "UNSUB", send to 230
ufone: Write "UNSUB", send to 666
Warid: Write "RBT OFF", send to 7171


posted in Misc SMS Jokes, Ramadan SMS

Great lines said by ..

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"Change can't be given to you every time,
You Must Bring the Change"
Great lines said by
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Mr. Gul Khan, Bus Conductor.
(Now read once again).:-D


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Women r mean

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Men r very Kind & Women r very mean!
"PROOF" Most women dont like to help unknown men
But
All men r ready 2 help unknown females.


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Meaning of thanks

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Do u know the meaning of Thanks?
It means..
T-ten
H-hugs
A-and
N-nine
Ks-kisses

thats why girls always says
Thanks to boys And boys say..
its my pleasure :-)


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Jo mere dil main aise samaya hy

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Banany wale ne ek DOST mere lia banaya hy,
Jise aap k roop mein mainey paaya hay,

Jo mere dil main aise samaya hy,
Jaise purani haeli main "BHOOT" ka saaya hay


posted in Misc SMS Jokes, Poetry SMS

Lub pai aati hai dua ban kay tamanna meri

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Meray Allah larai se bachana mujh ko,
Aur sikha day koi banduk chalana mujhko!

Khair se laut k ayain meray abbu ghar main
Urr na jain woh dhamakay sai kahin daftar main !

Raat din jaam traffic na rahay sarkon per
Koi nala na gatar bhar kar bahay sarkon per!

Qalma gawaion ko musalman banaday yarab
Naik aur saheb-e-iman banaday yarab !

Naam-e-Islam ki hurmat ko bachalay yarab
Waqt kai sarazy yazidon ko uthalay yarab

Lub pai aati hai dua ban kay tamanna meri


posted in Ghazal SMS, Misc SMS Jokes

It's a magic

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It's a magic:-

1 glass thanda pani lain aur
usay apne braber baithay
shakhs per dal dein
ye "Thanda pani"
usay
"garam" ker dega
Try it on ur own risk:p



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