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Miscellaneous sms jokes that are hard to categorize, I consider them as simply hilarious sms jokes


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Allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women

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Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.

Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.


posted in Marriage SMS, Misc SMS Jokes

Pretty or Ugly ?

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Gf : Am I Pretty Or Ugly?
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Bf : You Are Both
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Gf : What Do Yu Mean Both ?
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Bf : You Are Pretty Ugly


posted in Insult SMS, Misc SMS Jokes

Passwords of computer

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Fact of Life...

Only 1% of the girls
become wife of their lovers,
the remaining become
passwords on the computer! :-)


posted in Misc SMS Jokes

Dedicated To All Girls With High Attitude

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Dedicated To All Girls With High Attitude

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Sweety ! Don't Be Proud
If Every Boy Wants You..!

Always Remember,
Cheap Items Have Too Many Buyers


posted in Insult SMS, Misc SMS Jokes

Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant.

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Wife: Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?
Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant.

"If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p


posted in Adult SMS, Misc SMS Jokes

Complex with difficult explanations

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Every tear is a Sign of
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Cutting Onions!

Every Silnce is a Sign of
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Zero balance!

Every Smile is a Sign of
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Daily Brushing!
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Life is so Simple
Dont make it Complex with difficult Explanations


posted in Misc SMS Jokes

Head & Neck of the family

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It is said that Husband is the head of the family,
But
Remember that wife is the Neck of the family.
& the Neck can turn the Head exactly the way she wants. :)



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