Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages

Miscellaneous sms jokes that are hard to categorize, I consider them as simply hilarious sms jokes

Marry someone who can cook

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Marry Someone Who Can COOK
LOVE Fades,
HUNGER Doesn’t

:-P

Rumors are ...

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R u m o r s
Are Carried By
H a t e r s ,

Spread By
F o o l s

And

Accepted By
I d i o t s ... !

Most expensive way to sleep

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The Most Expensive Way
To Sleep With A Woman Is..
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Marriage!

Millions Of People Write Love Letters.

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Millions of people write love letters.
But everyone send there 1st love letter mostly to me,
Just imagine how lucky i m!
Great words said by
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** dust bin **

5 seconds after ending a call

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If People Could Hear
The Next Five Seconds
After
I Hit End On A Call,
I Would Have No Friends...

Allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women

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Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.

Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.

Girls Logic

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: Girls' Logic :

> If He Is Not Online,
He Must Be With That Bitch...!!
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> If He Is Online,
He Must Be Chatting With That Bitch...!! :p