Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages

Miscellaneous sms jokes that are hard to categorize, I consider them as simply hilarious sms jokes

Golden rule to be happy with man/woman

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Golden Rule:-
'To be happy with a man,
love him little and understand him a lot.

To be happy with a woman,
love her a LOT and DO NOT TRY to understand her :)"

Offer a share 2 God

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Marwadi wins lottery
Pandit tels him 2 offer a share 2 God
He throws the money up in d air,
saying~God take all u want.I'l tak watever falls

Modernisation

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"If exposure of Body is Modernisation...,

Then Animals are more Modern than Humans....!!!" :D ;) :P

Kafi dino se sms nahi bheja

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Kafi dino se sms nahi bheja,
Chalo sit stand kro
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Chalo bus karo ainda
SMS kertay rehna.

Dont underestimate the power of a WIFE

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A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay.
The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse.
He cud'nt control his curiosity n asked
"Do u always carry ur TV remote with u?"
She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today..

The story continues....

The shopkeeper laughs and takes back all the items that lady had purchased.
Shocked at this act, she asks the shopkeeper what is he doing.
He said your husband has blocked your credit card.
MORAL : Respect the hobbies of your husband.

Story continues....

Wife took out his husbands credit card from purse
and uses it to clear all the bills.
Unfortunately he didn't block his own card.
Moral:...... Dont underestimate the power of a WIFE.

Old man, child and the door bell

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Old man walking on the street,
sees a child trying 2 reach a door bell.
Old man goes to the door,
rings the bell & says: what else?

Child:Uncle ab bhagoo!

Medicine to forget love

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"True love comes only 1 time with 1 person.

If it comes for the second time,
it is just a medicine to forget the first love...!!!" :-)