Miscellaneous sms jokes that are hard to categorize, I consider them as simply hilarious sms jokes
Kafi dino se sms nahi bheja,
Chalo sit stand kro
Chalo bus karo ainda
SMS kertay rehna.
Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?
Answer: The days after marriage!
In this world everybody makes mistakes...
Only girlfriend, wife n boss have
the gifted talent of finding them,
remembering them n reminding them
A Place where Papa Pays & Son Plays
A Contract that keeps U poor all Ur life so that U can die Rich
A person who kills Ur ills by pills
& kills U by bills
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree
& a woman gains her Master
A curve that can set a lot of things straight
An invention to end all inventions.
Question : When do you CONGRATULATE
someone for their MISTAKE.
Definition of Human being by a philosopher:
A creature that cuts trees
and makes paper,
and on those papers
Degrees of girls!
M.B.A.-Married But Awesome!