Miscellaneous sms jokes that are hard to categorize, I consider them as simply hilarious sms jokes
Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages
Don't stand too much in front of MIRROR.
Even da Mirror will fall in Love wid U
U r so Cute & Dashing..
recharge Rs 30/- on my number;-)
The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do
All the things around the House that he used to do.
When the examination was Complete,
He said: "now, doc, i can take It.
Tell me in plain english what is wrong with me."
"Well, in plain english,"
The doctor replied, "you're just lazy "
"okay," said the man.
"now give me the medical term so i can tell my wife"
Best Slogan Written
0n The Toilet Wall ...
"Treat Me Well And
Keep Me Clean,
I'll Not Tell Anyone,
What I Have Seen ..."
80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On
The One Lecture You Missed
The One Topic You Didn't Read.
Chess says everything
about husband and wife.
The King has to take things one step at a time,
while the Queen can do whatever she wants.
Height of insult-
Girl msgs her bf..
jaan i can't live widout u..
Will u marry me???
I lost all my contacts.. :D
Agree With The Dictionary.
Boys Before Girls,
Partying Before Studying
Friends Before Love