Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages

Miscellaneous sms jokes that are hard to categorize, I consider them as simply hilarious sms jokes

Happy January..!

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The first gush of chilly winds!
The familiar anticipation of long walks!
cold nose, numb feet, warm breaths!
The fog!
The vermillion tree leaves!
Oranges, Coffee, Friends!
"The best is yet to come"
Thats the message winters bear..
So make lasting memories..!

Happy January !

Guiness Book Of World Record

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Guiness Book Of World Record

Aik Pakistani Ne Kal 24 Ghanton
Tak Pani Me Saans Band Kr K Naya
Record Qaim Kiya
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" Janaza Aaj 4 Bajay Hai "

Best way to release office stress

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The best way to
release office stress is

To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud
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"Bhaar Main Jaye Company ...":D

Wazarat-e-bijli nay load shedding...

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Breaking news by Geo :
Wazarat e bijli nay load shedding
Khatam karnay ka elaan... "
Sorry,
Abhi itna he suna tha
K light chali gai .

Want to slap someone ?

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When You Really
Want To Slap Someone,

Do It And Say
Bloody Mosquito. :D:P

Just hit redial...

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1st friend: Bro can i use your phone
to call my girlfirned?
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2nd friend: Yeah sure,
just hit redial

Difference between radio & newspaper

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Do u know what is difference
Between radio and akhbar?
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Simple
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Akhbaar me hum rotyaan bech sakte
and radio mai nahin :p

Corporate Lessons

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Corporate Lessons

"We will do it"
Means
"U will do it."

"U have done a great job"
Means
"More work will be given to u."

"We r a team"
Means
"I am not the only one to be blamed."

"That is a good question"
Means
"I do not know anything about it."

"All the best "
Means
"U r in trouble." :)

Law Of Reverse Dynamics

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Law Of Reverse Dynamics:

When A Man Becomes Rich
He Becomes Naughty &
When A Woman Becomes Naughty.
She Becomes Rich...

My phone is like my lover...

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My phone is like my lover...
It's the last thing I see at night,
and the first thing
I wake up to ever morning!

Unfortunately, without my cell phone, I wouldn't

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Unfortunately, without my cellphone, I wouldn't

1. know what time it is
2. be able to solve a math question
3. know a single phone number
4. know the date
5. be able to text my friend when I'm at their house
6. take a snap shot at a picture-perfect time
7. be able to wake up from an alarm in the morning
8. find my way in the dark.