Miscellaneous sms jokes that are hard to categorize, I consider them as simply hilarious sms jokes
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
Miscellaneous sms jokes that are hard to categorize, I consider them as simply hilarious sms jokes
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
The most "hungry + sad" moment
.
.
.
When you're sitting in the examination hall,
feeling hungry
&
then the invigilator is served
hot "tea with samosas".
posted in Exam SMS, Misc SMS Jokes
A girl's status at fb:
Weird day
A guy came up to me
&
told me he'd give me an iphone
if i sleep with him.
How ridiculous
.
.
.
Updated via iphone
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
Equation Of Life
→ Life + Love = Happy
Life - Love = Sad
Adding above 2,
Life + Love = Happy
Life - Love = Sad
2Life = Happy + Sad
So,
Life = 1/2Happy + 1/2Sad
posted in Cool/Decent SMS, Misc SMS Jokes
Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?‚
Witness: “He said, Where am I, Cathy?‚
Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?‚
Witness: “My name is Susan.‚
posted in Marriage SMS, Misc SMS Jokes
Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.
posted in Misc SMS Jokes, Wife SMS
Company offered Rs.500 for
each money-saving idea
submitted by it's employees.
First prize went to the employee
who suggested the award
be cut to Rs.250:p
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table.
The wife asked,"Anything new at work?
He replied, No, I am teaching history.
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
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