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Why Pakistanis are easy to identify..??

Why Pakistanis are easy to identify..??
*Everything cooked in ginger garlic paste and onion.
*Re-use of gift wrappers.
*Always arive atleast an hour late to a party.
*All siblings have rhyming names.
*Talk for an hour at the gate when leave someone’s house.
*You live with your parents even when you are 40 years old.
*Sofas and carpets are covered with bedsheets.
*Cover everything with plastic even if its a remote control. :-D

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Tring tring .. inbox kholo

Tring Tring..

Inbox kholo

Aap k liye phool bheijay hain

–;–;–<@

–;–;–<@

–;–;–<@

ab SMS send kero warna phol wapis karo

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That means I must have really escaped.

A man phones a mental hospital
and asks the receptionist
if there is anybody in Room 27 ?
She goes and checks,
and comes back to the phone,
telling him that the room is empty
“Good,” says the man.
“That means I must have really escaped.”

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Their daddy becomes the mummy

Q: Why are Egyptian’s Children always confused?

A: Because after death,
their daddy becomes the mummy.

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Imagine world without girls

Imagine world without girls
roads sunsan markets viran
na janu na jan
na koi girl friend k liye preshan
bas namaz & quran
&
sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam

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Our love is heard like a ring tone.

In my heart our love is heard like a ring tone.
In my ears Ur speech is heard like voice mail.
But when I called for response
Subscriber can’t reach at the moment.

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So please keep active my Heart

Ur sms is electrical activity of my Heart…!
Ur miss call is beat of my Heart…!

Ur call is blood circulation of my heart…!
So please keep my active Heart…!

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