Miscellaneous sms jokes that are hard to categorize, I consider them as simply hilarious sms jokes
Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages
TAJ MAHAL the symbol of love..
but the other lesser known facts:
1) Mumtaz was shahjahans 4th wife out of his 7 wives.
2) Shahjahan killed mumtaz's husband to marry her.
3) Mumtaz died in her 14th delivery.
4) He then married mumtaz's sister.
Question arises.. Where the HELL Is LOVE???
You And Your Feelings
Are Important To Your
They Are Single
Husband : I found Aladin's lamp today. :P
Wife : wow, what did u ask for darling ?? :D
Husband : I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
Wife : oh..darling..luv u so much.. :-*
Did he do that ??
Husband : He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero. :P :P
Q. Define Love And Describe In Detail.
Ans. A Serious Disorder Of Heart Due To Relationship Between Men And Women That Can Sometime Cause Death Of 1 Or Both Depending On The Resistance Associated.
And 2 Way.
Usualy Occurs In Puberty Bt Nowdays It Can B Found In Any Age Group.
Brain And Heart
- Boys Without Sisters
- Girls Without Brothers
- Time Pass
- Desired To Be Loved
- Money And Beauty
- Phone Addict
- No Concentration
- Mobile (Most Confirmatory)
Anti Therapy By Father, Or Brother Or Mom's Chappal. ;->
A Paksitani Boy Got Admission In An American School.
Teacher : Whats Your Name ?
Boy : Ahmad
Teacher : No, Now You R In America Your Name Is Johny From Today.
Boy Went Home. Mom Asked:
How Was The Day Ahmad.
Boy : Im An American Now Call Me Johnny.
Mom & Dad Both Got Offended And Beat Him Up.
Next Day He Was Back To School, All Bruised.
Teacher :What Happend Johnny?
Boy : Ma'am, Just 4 Hours After I Became American, I Was Attacked By Two Pakistanis!
I never forget my sincere friends
when i see some faults in them
i keep patient & just realize that
"ab har koi meri terha perfect
tou nahi ho sakta na" ;)
Once james bond met a dog in jungle
he said,"I am bond.!! JAMES BOND..!!"
The dog bites him & replies,"I am KUTtA..!!!"