Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages

Miscellaneous sms jokes that are hard to categorize, I consider them as simply hilarious sms jokes

Meri tarah perfect

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I never forget my sincere friends
when i see some faults in them
i keep patient & just realize that
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"ab har koi meri terha perfect
tou nahi ho sakta na" ;)

Most expensive way to sleep

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The Most Expensive Way
To Sleep With A Woman Is..
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Marriage!

True saying about women.....

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True saying....
Women never dress up to impress man,

She dress up to irritate other women.

Sorry for late SMS

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Sorry for late SMS
Actually police arrested me for killing a girl
I swear I didn't kill her
I just asked her ,"will u marry me?"
and
woh khushi se mar gaye:D:p

Allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women

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Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.

Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.

Most unfulfilled desire ..

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The most unfulfilled desire
Of all science students is
A bomb should have
Fallen instead of
An apple on newton!

9 Highly disappointing situations -

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Highly disappointing situations
Your best friend weds your lover!:'(
A close friend avoiding without reason! :(
10 mark question asked for 2mark! :(
Principal sitting near you on tour! :(
EXtremly good looking guy/girl crossing you wen you are with your mom/dad! :(
Teachers distributing your test papers in front of your juniors!:/
Friend calling on b'day n not wishing! :@
Dear one suddenly stopped messaging! :o
Leaving this post without liking it too! :p