Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages

Miscellaneous sms jokes that are hard to categorize, I consider them as simply hilarious sms jokes

U r so cute and dashing

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Don't stand too much in front of MIRROR.
Even da Mirror will fall in Love wid U
Coz
U r so Cute & Dashing..

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recharge Rs 30/- on my number;-)

Medical term for lazy

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The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do
All the things around the House that he used to do.
When the examination was Complete,
He said: "now, doc, i can take It.
Tell me in plain english what is wrong with me."

"Well, in plain english,"
The doctor replied, "you're just lazy "

"okay," said the man.
"now give me the medical term so i can tell my wife"

Slogan 0n The Toilet Wall

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Best Slogan Written
0n The Toilet Wall ...

"Treat Me Well And
Keep Me Clean,
I'll Not Tell Anyone,
What I Have Seen ..."

The Final Exam Will Be Based On

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80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On
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The One Lecture You Missed
And
The One Topic You Didn't Read.

The King, queen & chess

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Chess says everything
about husband and wife.
The King has to take things one step at a time,
while the Queen can do whatever she wants.

Height of insult

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Height of insult-
Girl msgs her bf..
jaan i can't live widout u..
Will u marry me???
reply cums..
Whos dis?
I lost all my contacts.. :D

Agree With The Dictionary

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Agree With The Dictionary.

Boys Before Girls,

Partying Before Studying

&

Friends Before Love