Miscellaneous sms jokes that are hard to categorize, I consider them as simply hilarious sms jokes
Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages
Tring Tring Tring.
Sardar: Hello kon bol raha hai?
Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon.
Sardar: oye ye to kamal ho gia,
idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon.
Girlfriend giving house directions 2 her boyfriend
"Come to the front gate of my apartment where you drop me,
Look for flat 9a,
you will find a lift on ur right.
Hit 9 with ur elbow,
Get out of the lift u will find my flat on left....
Hit the doorbell with your elbow & i will get the door 4u"
boyfriend says- dear that seems easy
but why m i hitting buttons with my elbows?
Girlfriend:oh! Sorry, that mean you coming empty handed?")
boyfriend: (speechless) :/ :d
Boy: "ILY" ...
Girl: "Awwww... I Love You Too, FOREVER..." ...
Boy: "I Said, 'I'm Leaving You"
Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.
Innocent Line written On T-shirt of A Student..
'Student are not Cheaters
we just really enjoy having the Same answers..' ;-) B-)
Your Ex-GirlFriend Asking
If U Can Still Be Friends After A Break-Up..
It Is Like..
A Kidnapper Telling U To Keep In Touch.
Attitude Of Youth :)
"We Are More Brilliant Than Einstein And Newton..
It's Just They Didn't Leave Anything For Us To Invent":p