Miscellaneous sms jokes that are hard to categorize, I consider them as simply hilarious sms jokes
Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages
I never forget my sincere friends
when i see some faults in them
i keep patient & just realize that
"ab har koi meri terha perfect
tou nahi ho sakta na" ;)
The Most Expensive Way
To Sleep With A Woman Is..
Women never dress up to impress man,
She dress up to irritate other women.
Sorry for late SMS
Actually police arrested me for killing a girl
I swear I didn't kill her
I just asked her ,"will u marry me?"
woh khushi se mar gaye:D:p
Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.
The most unfulfilled desire
Of all science students is
A bomb should have
Fallen instead of
An apple on newton!
Highly disappointing situations
Your best friend weds your lover!:'(
A close friend avoiding without reason! :(
10 mark question asked for 2mark! :(
Principal sitting near you on tour! :(
EXtremly good looking guy/girl crossing you wen you are with your mom/dad! :(
Teachers distributing your test papers in front of your juniors!:/
Friend calling on b'day n not wishing! :@
Dear one suddenly stopped messaging! :o
Leaving this post without liking it too! :p