Miscellaneous sms jokes that are hard to categorize, I consider them as simply hilarious sms jokes
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Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages
U r so cute and dashing
(38 votes, average: 3.79 out of 5)
Loading...Don't stand too much in front of MIRROR.
Even da Mirror will fall in Love wid U
Coz
U r so Cute & Dashing..
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recharge Rs 30/- on my number;-)
1% of women under medication for mental illness
(69 votes, average: 3.81 out of 5)Loading...Statistics show that 1% of women in the world,
are on medication for mental illness
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So beware!
99% are running around
without proper medication!!
How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not?
(90 votes, average: 3.84 out of 5)Loading...In a Mental Hospital a journalist asked the Doctor:
How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not?
Dr: Well, we first fill a BathTub & give a teaspoon, a glass & a bucket to the patient & ask them to empty the Bathtub....
Journalist: Oh, obviously a normal person would use d bucket bcoz its bigger....
Dr: NO, a normal person would pull the drain plug!
Now will u plz proceed to bed no.39 ;-)
Don't copy if u can't paste! :p
(178 votes, average: 3.49 out of 5)Loading...A famous inspirational speaker said:
"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife"
Audience was in shock and silence..
He added: "she was my mother"
A big round of applause & laughter!
A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home
After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:
"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife"
standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker
by the time he gained his senses,
he was on a hospital bed,
recovering from burns of boiling water!
Moral: don't copy if u can't paste!
What A Mystery
(136 votes, average: 3.74 out of 5)Loading...What A Mystery
A cockraoch is afraid of Rat,
Rat is afraid of Cat,
Cat is afraid of Dog,
Dog is afraid of Man,
Man is afraid of Woman,
And Woman is afraid of
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Cockraoch!
Equation Of Life
(19 votes, average: 3.84 out of 5)Loading...Equation Of Life
? Life + Love = Happy
Life - Love = Sad
Adding above 2,
Life + Love = Happy
Life - Love = Sad
2Life = Happy + Sad
So,
Life = 1/2Happy + 1/2Sad
A Man's Feeling about mobile
(39 votes, average: 3.77 out of 5)Loading...A man's feeling
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It feels like a mini heart attack
when i dont find my mobile in my pocket
&
Its almost like heart fail
when i see it in my girlfriend's hand !
How to settle abroad?
(50 votes, average: 4.10 out of 5)Loading...How to settle abroad?
For Boys:
Study hard
Get good grades
Appear in ielts n toefl
Apply for student visa
Wait for the call
Appear in the interview
Get admission in a university
Get good grades
Search for a job
Work hard, earn well to settle
For Girls:
Marry this guy
Positive thinking poem
(28 votes, average: 4.21 out of 5)Loading...Positive-thinking poem:
Little bird in the sky
Droping shit into ur eye
U don't worry u don't cry,
U just thank God that,
Cows do not fly
Always b positive
Clock will never be stolen
(45 votes, average: 4.44 out of 5)Loading...Words Written Above A Classroom Clock….
“This Clock Will Never Be Stolen,
Coz Too Many Students Are Watching It..!
Picture on driving license and facebook
(40 votes, average: 4.23 out of 5)Loading...Funny Truth-
No one is as ugly as their driving license/ identity card picture,
nor as good-looking as their facebook profile pic..! :D ;)