Police Inspector : Have you caught the thief?
Sharef : No, but I found some trace of him.
Police Inspector : What?
Sharef : Finger prints.
Police Inspector : Where?
Sharef : On my cheeks.
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Welcome to love.com
(9 votes, average: 3.22 out of 5)
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Sorry Aapki Pyar Karne Ki Umar GUzar Chuki Hai
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Don't take ur troubles to bed
(7 votes, average: 3.43 out of 5)Loading...Despite the Old saying
"Don't Take Your Troubles & Worries To Bed"
Most of the People still sleep with their wives!!!
WHAT A CRAZY WORLD.. :-)
Yaad rakh ker meri dosti ko tumne
(25 votes, average: 4.24 out of 5)Loading...Yaad rakh ker meri dosti ko tumne,
Meri zindagi per ehsan kar diya,
Is mobile mein yeh last rupiya tha,
Daikh wob bhi tere naam kar dia,
How do u fit 30 indians
(7 votes, average: 4.29 out of 5)Loading...How do you fit 30
Indians in Maruti 800?
Throw a 100 rupee note inside
Osama Bin Laden's favourite song
(8 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Osama Bin Laden's favourite song:
"O Main Nikla
Plane Leke
Raste Mein
New York Mein
Ek Mod Aaya
Main WTC Tod Aaya."
Usama asked Kajol
(6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Usama asked Kajol,"hows ur life?"
She replied,"kabhi khushi kabhi ghum."
Then Kajol asked Usama,"what abt U?"
He replied,"kabhi BUSH kabhi BOMB."
The length & breadth & height of you
(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...The length & breadth & height of you
total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you
I'll have to take a bite of you.
Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife
(5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)Loading...Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife
From 10 GirlFriends.
Even If U Pick Most Beautiful,
Most Intelligent,
Kindest Women,
There"s Still Pain Of Loosing 9
Umer Qaid Ki Saza Di Jaati hai
(6 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...I" M" A PoLice Officer..
&
U r Under arrest Because
U r So Cute and
Being So Cute Is a Crime.
Is Liye aap Ko DIL mein
Umer Qaid Ki Saza Di Jaati hai..
Difference between good & great lawyer
(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...Q: What's the difference between
a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law.
A great lawyer knows the judge.
When u get this sms
(8 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...When u get this sms,
send it 1 person u love,
1 u hate,
1 u always think of,
and 1 u wish to kill.
Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u?