Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages

Thoughts r many but words r few,
I m always there for you,
When things go wrong
Don't turn blue,
Just give me a call & say,

"Yaar, kitthay hai tu"

How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not?

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In a Mental Hospital a journalist asked the Doctor:
How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not?

Dr: Well, we first fill a BathTub & give a teaspoon, a glass & a bucket to the patient & ask them to empty the Bathtub....

Journalist: Oh, obviously a normal person would use d bucket bcoz its bigger....

Dr: NO, a normal person would pull the drain plug!
Now will u plz proceed to bed no.39 ;-)

What is more painful?

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Q:What is more painful?
When a person whom u trust, hurts u?
OR
The person whom u hurt, still trusts u?

Think about that & reply!

Don't copy if u can't paste! :p

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A famous inspirational speaker said:
"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife"
Audience was in shock and silence..
He added: "she was my mother"
A big round of applause & laughter!

A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home
After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:
"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife"
standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker

by the time he gained his senses,
he was on a hospital bed,
recovering from burns of boiling water!

Moral: don't copy if u can't paste!

What A Mystery

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What A Mystery
A cockraoch is afraid of Rat,
Rat is afraid of Cat,
Cat is afraid of Dog,
Dog is afraid of Man,
Man is afraid of Woman,
And Woman is afraid of
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Cockraoch!

Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat

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M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam
Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat
Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat
Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat :p

Don't go inside the church it's a trap...!

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In newyork, a man was watching a movie at home
and suddenly shouts nooooooooooooo!! :'(
Don't go inside the church its a trap!!

Wife: what are u watching?

Man: our wedding DVD :p