Teen bachche apne baap ki taarif kar rahe the.
1st- Mere pitaji bahut garam chai pi jate hain.
2nd- Bas mere pitaji to khaulta hua chai aaram se pi jate hain.
3rd- Ye to kuch bhi nahi,
mere pitaji to chaypatti,dudh,shakkar,
muh me dal lete hain aur
stove par baith jaate hai…..
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
Petals of yesterday has withered into the past.
Tomorrow is unopened bud that may destroy by rude frost.
So today is the full bloom of life.
we never know what will happen in flux of time,
so enjoy ur life to the fullest
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
koi Book aesi milti jis pey Dil luta dety,
Her subject ney demagh khaya kisi 1 ko nipta dety,
Ab sylabus dekh ker ye sochten hain k,
1 maheena or hota to anni paa dety
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
By expecting a negative answer,
Girlfriend ask “Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?”
To satisfy his girl,
the boy reply a negative answer:
“Nothing of these, I haven’t done.”
posted in Flirt SMS, Misc SMS Jokes
Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
which is 6″ long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?
Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words
Boy:dont worry its tooth brush
posted in Misc SMS Jokes, Misleading SMS
if u want to drive “Mercedez”
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& wish 2go2 switzerland,
& like to stay in 5 star hotel,
then visit our website
www.apni ouqat mai raho.com
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
What was GOD’s First Reaction
when he made a Negro(African)?
Socho…
Dont know..
Oh! shit jal gaya!!
posted in Funny SMS, Misc SMS Jokes
Professor:
Tum 20 saal ki larki
Su shaadi kroge ya
Apne sy 20 saal bari say … ?
Student:
Sir ! Depend karta hy k
Kon khoobsurat hay !
Aap ki beti ya aap ki biwi
posted in Misc SMS Jokes