When a guy adds u on facebook
it means he wants to b ur frnd not ur husband...
That's y its called a frnd request... not a proposal !!!...
And when a guy likes ur status he likes your status..
he s not trying to impress u or flirt with u ...
When a guy likes ur picture,
that...means he likes ur picture not *YOU*...
Enlarged version of the public service message by *BOYS**
Go ahead and share this guys... let them all know the fact
Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages
Girl:How much do you love me?
Boy:My heart is a mobile and you are its SIM
Girl:Ooh God.. I am soo lucky..
She doesn't know that my mobile is dual sim :P
Read each word Reversely:
The world's most beautiful sentence is...
"BUT...I LOVE U"
and the world's most selfish and painful sentence is
"I LOVE YOU...BUT.."
You And Your Feelings
Are Important To Your
They Are Single
If men behave after marriage the way they do before it,
half the divorces won't take place..
On the other hand,
If women behave before marriage the way they do after it,
half the marriages won't take place ;)
Science teacher :
agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho
to use lambe time tak kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi.
Student : par sir use attack kaise dilaya jaye?.
By expecting a negative answer,
Girlfriend ask "Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?"
To satisfy his girl,
the boy reply a negative answer:
"Nothing of these, I haven't done."