Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages Collection

Mein woh nai k shaadi hoi or badal gia,

Mera wohi mizaj
wohi zoq hoga,
Shade se pehle bhi
mujhe shadi ka shoq ho ga,

Shadi k bad bhi mujhe
shadi ka shoq ho ga:p

O mere makhna
meno yaad rakhna
har vely hasna,
Koe problem howy ty dasna,
kise hor nal na phasna,
bus mere nal vasna

O mere makhna
Kaisa hy ye sms zaror dasna

Islamabad
airport
pr
PIA
ki
Flight no.9
K
plane
Ki
Seat no.52
Pr
Baithay
Passanger
K
sath
Mai
Khari
Air hostes
K
Boyfrnd
K
Ghar
Ke
Bed room
K
Attach bath
K
Right
Side
Wali
Window
K
Sath
Wali
Gali
K
Pehlay
Mor
Par
Mojud
School
Ki
Class
4th
K
Teacher
Table
K
Samne
Wale
Row
Ke
4th
Bench
Ke
Sath
Wale
Bench
Pr
Baithe
Hue
Student
K
Bag
Mai
Pari
Hui
Urdu
Ki
Book
K
Page number 57
Ki
Line number 10
Mai
Likha
Tha
K
dosron ka time waste karna buri baat hai..

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( c ‘o
‘:.,-’
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( c ‘==o
‘:.,-’
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( c ‘===o
‘:.,-’
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( c ‘=======o
‘:.,-’
Naak aesi ho jaye gi agar msg karna chora to.:-)

Utho sathio or mulk ka kuch bhala karo.

Jaggooo!
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Acha tum ho..
sorry yaar tum to wapas so jao
isi mai hi mulk ka bhala hai

Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi,
Mein bolta tha wo sunti thi,

Phir woh meri mangetr bani,
Woh bolti thi mein sunta tha

Jab se woh meri BIWI bani,
Hum dono bolte hain
or
muhalla sutna hai

Wese to ap k saray he kam oltay hotay hain,
bas ek mobile hi hai jo ap sedha pakarte hain.
Aj zara is mobile ko bhi olta pakrain or ye parhain

6u!l!ws d33>l

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Easiest ways to Die,

1.Have a cigerrate daily
U’ll die 10 years early

2.Have drink daily,
U’ll die 30 years early

3.Love some1 truely
U’ll die daily.