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Asian man will have a wife and a girlfriend
and will love his wife more.
A black man will have 2 wives and 5 girlfriends
and will love his 1st wife more.
A white man will have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends
and will love his girlfriends more.
An pakistani man will have 1 wife and 4 girlfriends
and he still loves his mummy more.
(7 votes, average: 4.57 out of 5)
Loading...Company offered Rs.500 for
each money-saving idea
submitted by it's employees.
First prize went to the employee
who suggested the award
be cut to Rs.250:p
(7 votes, average: 2.57 out of 5)Loading...A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table.
The wife asked,"Anything new at work?
He replied, No, I am teaching history.
(55 votes, average: 3.84 out of 5)Loading...If you were my husband,
I would poison your coffee
If you were my wife
I would drink it.
(80 votes, average: 3.98 out of 5)Loading...The most "hungry + sad" moment
.
.
.
When you're sitting in the examination hall,
feeling hungry
&
then the invigilator is served
hot "tea with samosas".
(17 votes, average: 3.88 out of 5)Loading...Dear GIRLS...!
When a guy adds u on facebook
it means he wants to b ur frnd not ur husband...
That's y its called a frnd request... not a proposal !!!...
And when a guy likes ur status he likes your status..
he s not trying to impress u or flirt with u ...
When a guy likes ur picture,
that...means he likes ur picture not *YOU*...
Enlarged version of the public service message by *BOYS**
Go ahead and share this guys... let them all know the fact
(59 votes, average: 3.97 out of 5)Loading...Read each word Reversely:
A'
suomaF
rotcoD
dloT
eM
tahT
ylnO
latneM
stneitaP
evaH
ehT
tnelaT
oT
daeR
$M$
revenehW
stI
nettirW
'...ylesreveR
(17 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5)Loading...The world's most beautiful sentence is...
"BUT...I LOVE U"
and the world's most selfish and painful sentence is
"I LOVE YOU...BUT.."
(59 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5)Loading...You And Your Feelings
Are Important To Your
Friends
Till
They Are Single
(130 votes, average: 3.62 out of 5)Loading...If men behave after marriage the way they do before it,
half the divorces won't take place..
On the other hand,
If women behave before marriage the way they do after it,
half the marriages won't take place ;)
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Science teacher :
agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho
to use lambe time tak kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi.
Student : par sir use attack kaise dilaya jaye?.
(24 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Marry Someone Who Can COOK
LOVE Fades,
HUNGER Doesn’t
:-P