Boy: "ILY" ...
Girl: "Awwww... I Love You Too, FOREVER..." ...
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Boy: "I Said, 'I'm Leaving You"
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Students r not cheaters
(87 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)
Loading...Innocent Line written On T-shirt of A Student..
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'Student are not Cheaters
we just really enjoy having the Same answers..' ;-) B-)
Husband to a newly wed wife
(45 votes, average: 3.91 out of 5)Loading...Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.
More Brilliant Than Einstein And Newton
(9 votes, average: 3.22 out of 5)Loading...Attitude Of Youth :)
"We Are More Brilliant Than Einstein And Newton..
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It's Just They Didn't Leave Anything For Us To Invent":p
A Kidnapper Telling U To Keep In Touch
(9 votes, average: 4.22 out of 5)Loading...Your Ex-GirlFriend Asking
If U Can Still Be Friends After A Break-Up..
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It Is Like..
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A Kidnapper Telling U To Keep In Touch.
If marriages are made in heaven
(14 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5)Loading...Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?
Answer: The days after marriage!
Modern definition of will power
(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)Loading...Question: What Is Will-Power?
Ans: It's When You See 10 Notification,
20 msg
& 30 Friend Reqeust on facebook,
And Still You Click
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LOGOUT
Prove you were not overspeeding
(60 votes, average: 3.98 out of 5)Loading...Judge: How can you prove
you were not speeding your car?
Man: Sir, I was on the way to
bring back my wife from her mother's home!
Judge: that's all, case dismissed :p
Santa & Mathematical conversion
(82 votes, average: 4.28 out of 5)Loading...Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions
Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then
For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?
Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!
If u like my SMS
(8 votes, average: 3.63 out of 5)Loading...If u like my SMS,
it means I'm smart
If you save,
U agree I'm smart
If u forward,
U spread that I'm smart
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If u delete,
u r jealous, because I'm smart.
6 & 17 years old boy
(12 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...?6 year old boy : I love you mom !!!
Mom : awww..! I love you too!
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17 year old boy : I love you mom!
Mom : sorry, I have no money!!! :d
It's not going to work between me and you (diet)
(10 votes, average: 2.90 out of 5)Loading...Dear diet,
It's not me, It's you
I just don't think its going to work between us,
You are boring, tasteless
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I can't stop cheating on you