"Change can't be given to you every time,
You Must Bring the Change"
Great lines said by
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Mr. Gul Khan, Bus Conductor.
(Now read once again).:-D
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Women r mean
(13 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Loading...Men r very Kind & Women r very mean!
"PROOF" Most women dont like to help unknown men
But
All men r ready 2 help unknown females.
Meaning of thanks
(11 votes, average: 3.82 out of 5)Loading...Do u know the meaning of Thanks?
It means..
T-ten
H-hugs
A-and
N-nine
Ks-kisses
thats why girls always says
Thanks to boys And boys say..
its my pleasure :-)
Jo mere dil main aise samaya hy
(26 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Banany wale ne ek DOST mere lia banaya hy,
Jise aap k roop mein mainey paaya hay,
Jo mere dil main aise samaya hy,
Jaise purani haeli main "BHOOT" ka saaya hay
Easiest ways to Die
(8 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...Easiest ways to Die,
1.Have a cigerrate daily
U'll die 10 years early
2.Have drink daily,
U'll die 30 years early
3.Love some1 truely
U'll die daily.
It's a magic
(6 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)Loading...It's a magic:-
1 glass thanda pani lain aur
usay apne braber baithay
shakhs per dal dein
ye "Thanda pani"
usay
"garam" ker dega
Try it on ur own risk:p
But my heart says ....
(7 votes, average: 3.57 out of 5)Loading...My past says u met me
My future says u will care 4 me
My present says u will understand me
But my heart says u will
Always Remember ME!
Keep turning the pages & enjoy ur life
(9 votes, average: 3.56 out of 5)Loading...Life is like a novel. It is filled with suspense.
U have no idea what is going to happen
until U turn the page
Keep turning the pages & enjoy ur life
Success formula
(7 votes, average: 4.29 out of 5)Loading...Success Formula,
B sweet as honey
B regular as clock
B fresh as rose
B soft as tissue
B hard as rock
&
B sure as death
Difference between Problem, Talent and Kismat
(10 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)Loading...Difference between Problem , Talent and Kismat
2 Boys love 1 Girl = PROBLEM!
1 Boy love 2 Girls = TALENT!
2 Girls love 1 Boy = KISMAT
Believe this lie, it's really true
(10 votes, average: 4.10 out of 5)Loading...1 fine morning in the middle of the night,
2 dead boys woke up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Took out their swords & shot each other,
One deaf pliceman heard the noise &
Killed the 2 dead boys
Beleive this lie, it's really true,
Ask the blind beggar, he saw it too.
Kia is k peechay koi PLAN hai
(11 votes, average: 3.55 out of 5)Loading...Tum apun ko itna SMS karta hai,
Apun ko REPLY kerno ko majbor kerta hai,
Kia is k peechay koi PLAN hai,
Ya auron ki tarhan tum bhi apun ka FAN hai:p