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Believe this lie, it's really true






1 fine morning in the middle of the night,
2 dead boys woke up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Took out their swords & shot each other,
One deaf pliceman heard the noise &
Killed the 2 dead boys
Beleive this lie, it's really true,
Ask the blind beggar, he saw it too.
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