Tum apun ko itna SMS karta hai,
Apun ko REPLY kerno ko majbor kerta hai,
Kia is k peechay koi PLAN hai,
Ya auron ki tarhan tum bhi apun ka FAN hai:p
Misc SMS jokes caters urdu funny sms jokes & simply hilarious sms jokes
Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages
All boys r d same
(13 votes, average: 4.15 out of 5)
Loading...For a GIRL Who says,"All BOYS are the same"
should be asked;
Who told HER to try ALL OF THEM!!:-P
Similarity between C.A & Miss Universe
(9 votes, average: 3.78 out of 5)Loading...Whats the similarity
between a successful Chartered Accountant & Miss Universe?
. . . . . . .
Both are very 'CONSCIOUS' about "FIGURES".....!!! :p :D
Coolest mom of the millenium
(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)Loading...Coolest mom of the millenium:
Girl: mom, i want some fresh air.. Can i go for a walk?
Mom: yes, but tell your "fresh air" to drop you home by 9 pm..!! :-P
awara beti ki awara amma. . . :D
Funny quotes by Pakistani film actress Meera
(9 votes, average: 3.44 out of 5)Loading...Awesome & meaningful Quotes by one & only Film Actress MEERA:->
-Don't talk in front of my back.
-Both of U 3 get out of my room.
-Open the window, let the environment come in.
-I have 2 sisters both are girls.
-All of U stand in a straight circle.
-Give me a red pen of any colour.
Tell someone you love them today
(23 votes, average: 3.26 out of 5)Loading...Tell someone you love them today,
because life is short.
But
Shout it at them in German,
because life is also terrifying and confusing
Height of over love
(32 votes, average: 3.63 out of 5)Loading...Height of over love
A boy doesn't chat with his girlfriend because
He feels that her hand
Might pain while typing the text.
Medicine to forget love
(27 votes, average: 4.30 out of 5)Loading..."True love comes only 1 time with 1 person.
If it comes for the second time,
it is just a medicine to forget the first love...!!!" :-)
Where the HELL Is LOVE in Taj Mahal ?
(20 votes, average: 4.15 out of 5)Loading...TAJ MAHAL the symbol of love..
but the other lesser known facts:
1) Mumtaz was shahjahans 4th wife out of his 7 wives.
2) Shahjahan killed mumtaz's husband to marry her.
3) Mumtaz died in her 14th delivery.
4) He then married mumtaz's sister.
Question arises.. Where the HELL Is LOVE???
My heart is a mobile & u r its SIM
(232 votes, average: 4.13 out of 5)Loading...Girl:How much do you love me?
Boy:My heart is a mobile and you are its SIM
Girl:Ooh God.. I am soo lucky..
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She doesn't know that my mobile is dual sim :P
Exercise Is Hell Just Sleep Well..;)
(146 votes, average: 3.44 out of 5)Loading...A Rabbit Runs,Jumps
& Lives Only For 15 yrs.
While a Turtle Doesn't Run
Does Nothing.
Yet lives for 300 yrs.
Moral:
Exercise Is Hell Just Sleep Well..;)
Good Night :-)
654321 Aim in life
(23 votes, average: 3.61 out of 5)Loading...Aim in life should b 654321
Shocked?
6-Six digit salary
5-Five working days
4-Four wheeler car
3-Three room flat
2-Two cute childrn
1-One sweetheart :-D