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My heart is a mobile & u r its SIM

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posted in Funny SMS, Love SMS, Misc SMS Jokes |

Girl:How much do you love me?
Boy:My heart is a mobile and you are its SIM

Girl:Ooh God.. I am soo lucky..
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She doesn't know that my mobile is dual sim :P

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