Funny SMS - Man needs a poison

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(44 votes, average: 3.61 out of 5)

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posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS

Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that

Man shows his marriage certificate
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.
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Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.

(44 votes, average: 3.61 out of 5)

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