Did You Know . . .?
That
"HEELS" Are Man's Invention
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To Make It Harder For A
Woman To Run Away. ;)
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Non-vegetarian statement
(8 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Loading...By A Non-Vegetarian :
"Vegetarians Are Cruel
People, They Kill Helpless
Plants,
We Atleast Have Decency
To Kill The Chicken Who
Can Run For Its Life"
Wife treats husband
(66 votes, average: 4.02 out of 5)Loading...A Wife Treats Hubby By Taking
Him To A Lap Dance Club For His Birthday ..
At The Club:
Doorman Says: Hi Jim How R You?
Wife Asks: How Does He Know You?
Jim Says: Oh Dear, I Play Football With Him
Inside Barman Says: The Usual Jim ?
Jim Says To Wife: Before You Say Anything , He's On The Darts Team
In My Local
Next A Lap Dancer Says: Hi Jim
Do You Crave Special Again ?
The Wife Storms Out Dragging Jim With Her & Jumps Into A Taxi..
Driver Says "Hey Jimmy Boy ,
You Picked Up An Ugly One This Time.."
Jim's Funeral Is On Sunday
Teach to dance in 5 seconds
(12 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...How To Teach Girl Dance In Just 5 Sec??
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Throw A Cockroach On Her =D
Cool message by a wife
(62 votes, average: 4.06 out of 5)Loading...Cool Msg by a woman-
Dear Mother-in-law,
"Don't Teach me how 2 handle my children,
I'm living with one of yours
&
he needs a lot of improvement" ;)
Until facebook
(10 votes, average: 2.90 out of 5)Loading...I Hadn't Realized
Until Facebook
That
Most Of My Friends Are
Farmers, Gangsters 0r Cooks
Medical term for lazy
(11 votes, average: 4.18 out of 5)Loading...The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do
All the things around the House that he used to do.
When the examination was Complete,
He said: "now, doc, i can take It.
Tell me in plain english what is wrong with me."
"Well, in plain english,"
The doctor replied, "you're just lazy "
"okay," said the man.
"now give me the medical term so i can tell my wife"
Slogan 0n The Toilet Wall
(13 votes, average: 3.92 out of 5)Loading...Best Slogan Written
0n The Toilet Wall ...
"Treat Me Well And
Keep Me Clean,
I'll Not Tell Anyone,
What I Have Seen ..."
Height of insult
(10 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Height of insult-
Girl msgs her bf..
jaan i can't live widout u..
Will u marry me???
reply cums..
Whos dis?
I lost all my contacts.. :D
Agree With The Dictionary
(9 votes, average: 3.44 out of 5)Loading...Agree With The Dictionary.
Boys Before Girls,
Partying Before Studying
&
Friends Before Love
I will think about it
(22 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When a married man says- "I'll think about it",
What he really means that,
He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet.. :-P
Lolz
Kitchen has he in it
(8 votes, average: 3.13 out of 5)Loading...Dear Boy. Kitchen Has 'He' In It.
So MOVE & Go Make ME A Sandwich.
Sincerely,
Girls. =P