The most "hungry + sad" moment
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When you're sitting in the examination hall,
feeling hungry
&
then the invigilator is served
hot "tea with samosas".
Misc SMS jokes caters urdu funny sms jokes & simply hilarious sms jokes
Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages
Enlarged version of *BOYS**
(17 votes, average: 3.88 out of 5)
Loading...Dear GIRLS...!
When a guy adds u on facebook
it means he wants to b ur frnd not ur husband...
That's y its called a frnd request... not a proposal !!!...
And when a guy likes ur status he likes your status..
he s not trying to impress u or flirt with u ...
When a guy likes ur picture,
that...means he likes ur picture not *YOU*...
Enlarged version of the public service message by *BOYS**
Go ahead and share this guys... let them all know the fact
Read each word Reversely
(59 votes, average: 3.97 out of 5)Loading...Read each word Reversely:
A'
suomaF
rotcoD
dloT
eM
tahT
ylnO
latneM
stneitaP
evaH
ehT
tnelaT
oT
daeR
$M$
revenehW
stI
nettirW
'...ylesreveR
The world's most beautiful sentence
(17 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5)Loading...The world's most beautiful sentence is...
"BUT...I LOVE U"
and the world's most selfish and painful sentence is
"I LOVE YOU...BUT.."
U and ur feelings
(59 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5)Loading...You And Your Feelings
Are Important To Your
Friends
Till
They Are Single
Behavior before and after marriage
(130 votes, average: 3.62 out of 5)Loading...If men behave after marriage the way they do before it,
half the divorces won't take place..
On the other hand,
If women behave before marriage the way they do after it,
half the marriages won't take place ;)
Ladki ko mirgi ka attack
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Science teacher :
agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho
to use lambe time tak kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi.
Student : par sir use attack kaise dilaya jaye?.
Marry someone who can cook
(24 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Marry Someone Who Can COOK
LOVE Fades,
HUNGER Doesn’t
:-P
Men are like bank accounts.
(81 votes, average: 3.59 out of 5)Loading...Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money
they don't generate
a lot of interest.
The Final Exam Will Be Based On
(173 votes, average: 4.06 out of 5)Loading...80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On
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The One Lecture You Missed
And
The One Topic You Didn't Read.
Nagative answer
(107 votes, average: 3.63 out of 5)Loading...By expecting a negative answer,
Girlfriend ask "Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?"
To satisfy his girl,
the boy reply a negative answer:
"Nothing of these, I haven't done."
Cut workload by 50%
(88 votes, average: 4.01 out of 5)Loading...Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.
Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:p