Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.
Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:p
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Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages
Habbit of talking in sleep
(78 votes, average: 3.69 out of 5)
Loading...A Lady to Doctor:
My husband has d habit of talking in sleep! wat shud i giv him to cure?
Dr: Give him an Opportunity to speak wen hez awake
Go down to see my heart..
(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)Loading...Go down to c my heart..
Dekha.
Kitna saaf hai mera DIL,
Bole to ekdam Aapke.
Dimag Ki tarah.
I'm mind blowing
(8 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Keep a special place 4 me in your heart,
Not in your mind.
keeping me in ur mind can bDANGEROUS for u
Because
people
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M
Mind
blowing
Whom women listens carefully
(52 votes, average: 3.87 out of 5)Loading...The only person to whom
women listens carefully
is a photographer .. :p
Please brush daily
(6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Smile is a language of love,
Smile is a way 2 get success.
Smile is 2 win hearts,
Smile improves ur personality.
So please
Brush daily! :-)
Once upon a time
(10 votes, average: 3.70 out of 5)Loading...Story:
Once upon a time, there was a boy
who aksed a girl,
"will you marry me?"
The girl replied,"No"
aur is tarah
Larka hasi khushi rehnay laga.
6 truths of life
(142 votes, average: 4.03 out of 5)Loading...6 truths of life:-
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You're smiling now, because you are an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.
I like u, miss u, love u
(31 votes, average: 3.84 out of 5)Loading...I like u
I miss u
I love u
I find u my best friend
I respect u
I care u
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All are examples of
present indefinite tense:-P
Wait for the waiter
(10 votes, average: 4.30 out of 5)Loading...When You "Wait" For A Waiter In A Restaurant,
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Aren't You The Waiter?:p
Golden rule to be happy with man/woman
(29 votes, average: 3.62 out of 5)Loading...Golden Rule:-
'To be happy with a man,
love him little and understand him a lot.
To be happy with a woman,
love her a LOT and DO NOT TRY to understand her :)"
What a man can be, he must be.
(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)Loading...A musician must make music,
an artist must paint,
a poet must write,
if he is to be at peace with himself.
What a man can be, he must be.