Boy: Marry Me..? Girl: Do You Have A House...? Boy: No.. Girl: Do You Have A Bmw Car...? Boy: No.. Girl: How Much Is Your Salary..? Boy: No Salary, But... Girl: No But.You Have Nothing. How Can I Marry You? Leave Please!! Boy: (talking To Himself) I Have One Villa, 3 Property Lands, 3 Ferrari […]
A cute Love Story: GIRL:M i Pretty? BOY:NO. Girl:Do U wana Liv wd me? BOY:NO. Girl:if I leav U thn wil u cry? Boy:NO. Grl got Hurt n startd 2 cry. Boy hold her Tight n said: U r nt Prety bt BEAUTIFUL. I dnt wnt 2 liv wd U bt LIVE 4 U. Whn […]
A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He cud'nt control his curiosity n asked "Do u always carry ur TV remote with u?" She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today.. The […]
One day a boy asked his girlfriend 2 marry her. The girl gave him a challenge to live a day with out her, only then she will marry him. no communication was there for 24 hours. the boy didnt knew that the gal has only 24 hours life left. becoz she was ill. after 24 […]
humara DIL saweeray ka sunehra jaam ho jaye chiraghon ki tarah ankhein jalein aur shaam ho jaye kabhie tow asmaan se chand utray jaam ho jaye tumharay naam ki ek khoobsurat shaam ho jaye ajab halaat thay yun dil ka soda ho geya akhir mohabbat ki haveeli jis tarah nelaam ho jaye sumandar k safar […]
*Nice patriotic story* 1 pakistani jo Pakistan se nafrat karta tha, or har waqt problems ki waja se pakistan ko galian deta tha. Us pe 1 din bijli ka taar gir gaya wo tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha k light chali gaye pakistani sari nafrat bhool k khushi bola "Pakistaaaaan Zindabaad"
If A Boy Cries For A Girl, That Doesn't Mean He Is Stupid, If A Boy Cant Move On To Another Girl, That Doesn't Mean He Is Stubborn If A Boy Gets Depressed For 'one Girl', That Doesn't Mean He Is A Loser If A Boy Always Dreams About Only 'one Girl', That Doesn't Mean […]
What is BUSINESS ? Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice. Son: No Dad: The girl is Bill Gate's daughter. Son: then Ok. Dad goes o Bill Gates. Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son. Bill Gates: No Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank. Bill […]
A girl Fell Down from 80th floor, A boy caught her on 65th floor and asked her... will u hug me...? She replied.., offcourse not... he dropped her. ........... she was caught on 30th floor by another boy.... He asked her, will u kiss me..? no not at all, she replied he dropped her too.. […]
A man received an unknown call.. Girl : hello do you have a gf?? Man : no, who are you darling? Girl : M ur girl friend Diana, hate u Again man got a call Girl : do u have a gf?? Man : yes darling Girl : m ur wife Alice, hate u Man […]
Pyaar ka meetha "Ehsaas" dilane laga hai tu Ab to mujh se mujhi ko churane laga hai tu Teri chahtooN ka chaaya hai saroor is qadar Har pal har jagah nazar aane laga hai tu Veeraan thi yeh zindgi tere aane se pehle Khushiyoon ke sapne mujhe dhikane laga hai tu Har pal mujhe hota […]
A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired, When her friends asked her what happened? She replied : When this 70 year old bastard told me he has saved a lot from last 50 years, "I thought It was MONEY"