Want to surprise your girlfriend?
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Introduce her to your wife :p
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Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages
What is more painful?
(8 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)
Loading...Q:What is more painful?
When a person whom u trust, hurts u?
OR
The person whom u hurt, still trusts u?
Think about that & reply!
Don't go inside the church it's a trap...!
(81 votes, average: 3.57 out of 5)Loading...In newyork, a man was watching a movie at home
and suddenly shouts nooooooooooooo!! :'(
Don't go inside the church its a trap!!
Wife: what are u watching?
Man: our wedding DVD :p
Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat
(9 votes, average: 4.22 out of 5)Loading...M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam
Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat
Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat
Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat :p
The King, queen & chess
(86 votes, average: 3.94 out of 5)Loading...Chess says everything
about husband and wife.
The King has to take things one step at a time,
while the Queen can do whatever she wants.
Man, wife, girlfriend, and love!
(58 votes, average: 3.38 out of 5)Loading...Asian man will have a wife and a girlfriend
and will love his wife more.
A black man will have 2 wives and 5 girlfriends
and will love his 1st wife more.
A white man will have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends
and will love his girlfriends more.
An pakistani man will have 1 wife and 4 girlfriends
and he still loves his mummy more.
Rs.500 for each money-saving idea
(7 votes, average: 4.57 out of 5)Loading...Company offered Rs.500 for
each money-saving idea
submitted by it's employees.
First prize went to the employee
who suggested the award
be cut to Rs.250:p
I am teaching history.
(7 votes, average: 2.57 out of 5)Loading...A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table.
The wife asked,"Anything new at work?
He replied, No, I am teaching history.
If u were my husband / wife
(55 votes, average: 3.84 out of 5)Loading...If you were my husband,
I would poison your coffee
If you were my wife
I would drink it.
The most "hungry + sad" moment
(80 votes, average: 3.98 out of 5)Loading...The most "hungry + sad" moment
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When you're sitting in the examination hall,
feeling hungry
&
then the invigilator is served
hot "tea with samosas".
Enlarged version of *BOYS**
(17 votes, average: 3.88 out of 5)Loading...Dear GIRLS...!
When a guy adds u on facebook
it means he wants to b ur frnd not ur husband...
That's y its called a frnd request... not a proposal !!!...
And when a guy likes ur status he likes your status..
he s not trying to impress u or flirt with u ...
When a guy likes ur picture,
that...means he likes ur picture not *YOU*...
Enlarged version of the public service message by *BOYS**
Go ahead and share this guys... let them all know the fact
Read each word Reversely
(59 votes, average: 3.97 out of 5)Loading...Read each word Reversely:
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suomaF
rotcoD
dloT
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tahT
ylnO
latneM
stneitaP
evaH
ehT
tnelaT
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daeR
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stI
nettirW
'...ylesreveR