Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two! She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she […]
It is very tough to believe a stranger, But if someone loves U more than Fish loves Water, Holds UR hand tight with tears in his eyes & says, "The moment I saw U I fell in love with U I can't live without U & wanna spend the rest of my life with U […]
Have you ever noticed that Royal Royce and Mercedes have any commercials. Ans: NO..Why? Reason: They know the value of their product & that brings the customers to them. Lesson: When u know ur value, u don't have to beg people to be in ur life, to be friends with u, to spend time with […]
Learn to enjoy every minute of your life. Be happy now. Don't wait for something outside of yourself to make you happy in the future. Think how really precious is the time you have to spend, whether it's at work or with your family. Every minute should be enjoyed and savoured. Earl Nightingale
Men are like Bluetooth: He is connected to you when you are nearby, but searches for other devices when you are away.. Women are like Wi-Fi: She sees all available devices but connects to the strongest one...
Every day I come to school; I spend a lot of time Learning all the things you teach, Which is the reason I'm Sending you this Valentine; It's meant to let you know I'm happy you're my teacher And I want to tell you so! Happy Valentine's Day To my favorite teacher!
Somehow, not only for Christmas, But all the long year through, The joy that you give to others, Is the joy that comes back to you. And the more you spend in blessing, The poor and lonely and sad, The more of your heart's possessing, Returns to you glad.