Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man
posted in Marriage SMS
Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man
posted in Marriage SMS
Wife : I saw in my dream
that u were buying a diamond ring 4 me
.
.
.
Husband : i saw your dad paying da bill
posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS, Wife SMS
The Equation of Marriage:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.
So beware of glance!
posted in Marriage SMS
A successful man is one
who makes more money
than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one
who can find such a man.
posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS, Wife SMS
Golden Rule:-
'To be happy with a man,
love him little and understand him a lot.
To be happy with a woman,
love her a LOT and DO NOT TRY to understand her :)"
posted in Marriage SMS, Misc SMS Jokes
Having 1 child makes you a parent
but having 2 makes you a refree.
Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right
and the other is always husband.
You can't buy love
but you pay heavily for it.
Wife and husband always compromise,
husband admits that he's wrong and wife too agrees with him.
Our language is called the mother tongue
because the father never gets a chance to Speak.!:p
posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS, Wife SMS
Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..
posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS
*Love b4 Marriage*
Janu...tum nahe to mei nahe,
mei nahe to tum nahe...
*Love after Marriage*
"baghairta"...Aj tu nahe ya me nahe
posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS
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