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MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans
MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans
That Destroys All The Six Senses And Makes The Person NON Sense
- An extra sense is NON SENSE.
- Before and after marriage
- Before marriage & after marriage
- Man before Marriage is like Airtel
- The Equation of Marriage
- Before & after marriage
- First marriage is the triumph of
- Marriage is made of trust & understanding
- Behavior before and after marriage
- Before marriage, After marriage
- 4 Stages of marriage
- Love marriage is better because
- Marriage is like going to a restaurant
- LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
- Words for long and happy marriage
- What is marriage?
- Some people ask the secret of our long marriage
- Secret of successful marriage
- Marriage is that relation between
- Any boyfriend before marriage
- A child after 3 month of marriage
- Interesting definitions of school,doctor,marriage,smile etc..
- 2 Men talking abt marriage & divorce
- 5 funny facts of life
- Answer these questions instantly
- Life is so stupid
- Congratulate someone for their mistake
- If marriages are made in heaven
- Time doesn't wait
- Love is when
- Can't clear all subjects in 1st attempt...?
- eXams are there, at the paper u stare
- I hope my simple SMS makes U smile!
Most people have 5 senses. Some people have 6 senses. But u r blessed with 7 senses. An extra sense is NON SENSE.
Before Marriage:- He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait she:do you want me 2 leave? He: No! don't even think about it She: do you love me ? He:ofcourse! over n over! She:have u ever cheated on me? He:No!y r u even asking? She:will u go on wid me on picnic? He:every chance […]
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: NO! Don't even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! She: Have you ever cheated on me? He: NO! Why are you even asking? She: Will you kiss me? He: Yes! She: Will […]
Man before Marriage is like Airtel.... "Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan" After Marriage He's Like Hutch... "Whereever U Go Our Network Follows."
The Equation of Marriage: 7 Glance = 1 Smile 7 Smile = 1 Meeting 7 Meeting = 1 Kiss 7 Kisses = 1 Proposal 7 Proposal = 1 Marriage - And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems. So beware of glance!
Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you... After Marriage: Roses are dead, I have flu, don't come near me, Paray hatt tuu,
First marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience
What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn't Trust me & I dont Understand her.
If men behave after marriage the way they do before it, half the divorces won't take place.. On the other hand, If women behave before marriage the way they do after it, half the marriages won't take place ;)
*Love b4 Marriage* Janu...tum nahe to mei nahe, mei nahe to tum nahe... *Love after Marriage* "baghairta"...Aj tu nahe ya me nahe
4 Stages of marriage: Mad for each other. Made for each other. Mad at each other. Mad bcoz of each other.
Why love marriage is better than arranged??? Because "A KNOWN DEVIL IS BETTER THAN AN UNKNOWN GHOST"
Marriage is like going to a restaurant your choice from the menu, And then look at neighbourin table n wish you"d ordered that.....
It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered
7 words for a long and happy marriage Yes Dear I am sorry It's my fault.
What is Marriage? Ans: 1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye. 2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de. 3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA.....
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
A successful marriage is based On give & take: Where husband gives money, Gifts, dresses n wife takes it & Where wife gives advices, lectures, Tensions & husband takes it..!!
Marriage is that relation between man and women in which the Independence is Equal, the Dependence mutual and the Obligation Reciprocal". Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.
Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ?? Wife remains silent ‚¦‚¦ Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ?? Wife : Abbe gin ne to De‚¦.
A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage. He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa? Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua? sardar:3 months. Wife: or meri shadi ko ? Sardar: 3 months Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad? Sardar:3 month. Wife: total kitne hue? Sardar: oye […]
Interesting Definitions SCHOOL; A Place where Papa Pays & Son Plays Life Insurnce; A Contract that keeps U poor all Ur life so that U can die Rich Doctor; A person who kills Ur ills by pills & kills U by bills Mariage; It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree & […]
2 MEN TALKING 1st: I am getting married because I am tired of eating out, cleaning house & doing laundry 2nd: Strange, I am taking divorce for same reasons!
Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a refree. Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right and the other is always husband. You can't buy love but you pay heavily for it. Wife and husband always compromise, husband admits that he's wrong and wife too agrees […]
Answer these questions instantly. U can't take ur time, answer them immediately . Ok? 1:-u are participating in a race. U overtake the second person. What position are u in ? 2:-If u overtake the last person, then u are? Click here for Answers
Life is so stupid. An Ordinary person Makes u smile and A very special person Alwayz Makes us Cry. Still, We Care for the Special One.
Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Q: If marriages are made in heaven, than what are made in Hell? Answer: The days after marriage!
Time doesn't wait, if you think you might have found the right one, treasure the person, don€™t let that person get away. Don€™t let fear hold you back. Give it a try else you might regret later... "No one other than ourselves know what can truly makes us happy."
Love is when you find someone you can really be yourself with. That you can share anything with, like a best friend. It’s when you can’t even imagine what your life would be like without that person. When words don’t even come close to how you really feel, and even though it doesn’t make sense […]
Question: Why most of the engineering students Can't clear all subjects in 1st attempt..? ? ? ? Answer: Smooth roads never make good drivers, Clear sky never makes good pilots & Clearing all subjects in the 1st attempt, Never makes good engineers.
eXams are there, at the paper u stare; the answer is nowhere, which makes u pull ur hair. The teachers make u glare, the grades r not fair, but just like the past 20 yrs, WE DONT CARE !!
Simple Bye makes us cry, Simple joke makes us Laugh, Simple care makes us fall in Luv, Simple Touch makes us feel better, But I hope my simple MSG makes U smile!