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Battery is ok
After finishing MBBS... Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.
He checked his FIRST patient's eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?
"Battery is OK"
- Mobile texting with a low battery
- Save girl friend number as low battery
- Tipu Sultan Ki Kursi
- Bina dant wala kutta katay to ?
- Bakra hay ya bakri?
- Bagla aik tang per kion sota hay?
- Why women starts with W
- My heart still beats for her
- Impact of Movies
- Love begins with (today and yesterday)
- Your Ears May Hear Lies
- Life starts INTENSE
- Life becomes romantic
- Define a True Music Lover?
- How To Do French Kiss / Tongue Kiss
- Why we make friends ???
- Pair of eyes and ears
- Wise saying of Hakeem Luqman
- My Dear Brothers n Sisters :-)
- A man / woman speaks
- Check returned back
- How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not?
- Pair of heart to be found
- Every Girls Dream..
- How To Do The Secret Message Kiss
- Do more than..
- Practice aitakaf in last 10 days of ramadan
- Are u sure u love me & no1 else?
- Let love come to you
- Not a matter of being the best
- A woman shoots her husband.
- Modern Proposal in Mobile Era
Mobile Texting With 3% Battery Is A Lot Like The Band Playing While Titanic Sank
I Have Saved My Girl Friend Number As "LOW BATTERY" So Whenever She Calls & I Am Not Around My Wife Plugs My Phone To The Charger :p
If you have seen "Munna bhai MBBS" or "Lage raho munna bhai", you must be aware of who Munna bhai is, and munna bhai tapori language, keeping in view of liking his style we have compiled munna bhai sms messages collection here.
MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace. CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna. MUNNA: kaiku ? CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai. MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ? aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath !!!
MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re? CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!! ha ha ha
Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?" circuit:"simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho, ager bhaga to bakra aur ager bhagi to bakri.
Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he, ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he? Circuit:- aray simple Bhai, bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .
You know why women starts with 'W'... because all questions start with "W".. ! Who ? Why ? What ? When ? Which ? Whom ? Where ? & Finally Wife..!!!
Words of Lover Boy: My eyes know that i m not perfect match 4 him. But my heart has no eyes or ears, So it's been beating 4 her..
Impact of Movies: Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
"LOVE" Starts from eyes Grows with gifts End with tears but 2day "LOVE" starts from mobiles Grows with balance share Ends with number busy
Your Ears May Hear Lies.. But Your Eyes Will Always See The Truth !!
Life starts INTENSE, But Ends with SILENSE. Love starts with FEAR, Buts ends with TEARS. And Friendship starts HOWEVER, Will always Remain FOREVER.
Life Becomes Romantic When Eyes Start Looking At S0me 1 Silently .. But Life Becomes More R0mantic When Some 1 Starts Reading Those Eyes Silently
Define a True Music Lover? A Girl singing in a Bathroom While Taking Bath and a Boy Near the Keyhole is Using His Ears Not His Eyes.
French Kiss is Probably the most famous kiss, the French kiss is an open-mouthed kiss where one person's tongue touches the other person's tongue. Also called a "tongue kiss," the French kiss easy enough to execute, but it can take years to master.
Why we make friends ??? Cause they understand just by looking in ur eyes Cause u can say something stupid or expose ur deepest secrets to them Cause they believe in ur dreams, no matter how silly they may seem Cause they love u for what u r & finally everything u do together becomes […]
I have a pair of eyes but cant C u everyday, i have a pair of ears but cant hear u every time, but i have Heart that Loves u every time, n says i love you.
From the Wise Saying Of Hakeem Luqman: * If u r in prayer, take care of your Heart, * If u r eating, take care of your Throat, * If u r in another man's house, take care of ur Eyes, * If u r talking to close person, take care of ur tongue.
In a school function A K.G boy started closing his ears with both hands, when girl was about to start her speech Others asked him Why r you closing your ears? He replied: Dude, She is my Girlfriend n She is gonna start her speech with . . . . . . My Dear Brothers […]
As per research A man speaks 25,000 words daily & A woman speaks 30,000 Problem starts when husband comes home from office after consuming his 25,000 words & wife starts her 30,000..
Doc 2 Patient : The check which u gave me has returned back. Patient 2 Doc:The head-ache for which you gave me medicine has also returned back.
In a Mental Hospital a journalist asked the Doctor: How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not? Dr: Well, we first fill a BathTub & give a teaspoon, a glass & a bucket to the patient & ask them to empty the Bathtub.... Journalist: Oh, obviously a normal person would use d […]
Do u know why nature made eyes in pair ears in pair hands in pair legs in pair but heart made single Its just because to find its pair itself.
Every Girls Dream.. 1.Getting Kissed In The Pouring Rain. 2.Have The Hot Kiss Where You're Pressed Against The Wall. 3.Have The Guy That Thinks You Are The World. 4.Have A Good Guy That Holds On As Long As Possible When Giving Hugs. 5.A Guy That Whispers He Loves You In Your Ears. 6.Have That Moment […]
The Secret Message Kiss: In the middle of a French kiss, spell out a secret message with the tip of your tongue against their tongue. It might feel a little funny to the other person, but at least you'll be getting your message across.
Do more then belong - participate Do more then care - help Do more then believe - practice Do more then b fair - b kind Do more then 4give - 4get Do more then dream - work
Allah's Apostle used to practice a aitakaf in the last ten days of the holy month of Ramadan, May Allah removes all the hurdles and make it easy to follow our prophet.
Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday
Let Love Come To You, Be Patient. In Fairy Tales They Donít Find Each 0ther Until The Last Page
Success isn't a matter of being d best & winning d race. Success is a matter of handling d worst & still finishing d race.
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be? Click here or below for the answer
- Modern Proposal in Mobile Era- Sweet Heart, I Want To Spend The Rest Of My Battery Life With You