I Have Saved My Girl Friend Number As "LOW BATTERY" So Whenever She Calls & I Am Not Around My Wife Plugs My Phone To The Charger :p
If you have seen "Munna bhai MBBS" or "Lage raho munna bhai", you must be aware of who Munna bhai is, and munna bhai tapori language, keeping in view of liking his style we have compiled munna bhai sms messages collection here.
MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace. CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna. MUNNA: kaiku ? CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai. MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ? aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath !!!
French Kiss is Probably the most famous kiss, the French kiss is an open-mouthed kiss where one person's tongue touches the other person's tongue. Also called a "tongue kiss," the French kiss easy enough to execute, but it can take years to master.
Why we make friends ??? Cause they understand just by looking in ur eyes Cause u can say something stupid or expose ur deepest secrets to them Cause they believe in ur dreams, no matter how silly they may seem Cause they love u for what u r & finally everything u do together becomes […]
From the Wise Saying Of Hakeem Luqman: * If u r in prayer, take care of your Heart, * If u r eating, take care of your Throat, * If u r in another man's house, take care of ur Eyes, * If u r talking to close person, take care of ur tongue.
In a school function A K.G boy started closing his ears with both hands, when girl was about to start her speech Others asked him Why r you closing your ears? He replied: Dude, She is my Girlfriend n She is gonna start her speech with . . . . . . My Dear Brothers […]
In a Mental Hospital a journalist asked the Doctor: How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not? Dr: Well, we first fill a BathTub & give a teaspoon, a glass & a bucket to the patient & ask them to empty the Bathtub.... Journalist: Oh, obviously a normal person would use d […]
Every Girls Dream.. 1.Getting Kissed In The Pouring Rain. 2.Have The Hot Kiss Where You're Pressed Against The Wall. 3.Have The Guy That Thinks You Are The World. 4.Have A Good Guy That Holds On As Long As Possible When Giving Hugs. 5.A Guy That Whispers He Loves You In Your Ears. 6.Have That Moment […]
The Secret Message Kiss: In the middle of a French kiss, spell out a secret message with the tip of your tongue against their tongue. It might feel a little funny to the other person, but at least you'll be getting your message across.
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be? Click here or below for the answer