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Before marriage & after marriage

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.

Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom upwards!!!

LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.

It's funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.

It's like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered

When a man holds a woman hands?

"When a man holds a woman hands?"

When a man holds a woman's hand
before marriage, it is love;

after marriage it is self-defense

Man before Marriage is like Airtel

Man before Marriage is like Airtel....
"Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan"

After Marriage He's Like Hutch...
"Whereever U Go Our Network Follows."

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