This category is dedicated for marriage jokes / quotes / poems / sms / text messages.
Marriage SMS / Text Messages
Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I will attend ur wedding.‚
Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?‚
Witness: “He said, Where am I, Cathy?‚
Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?‚
Witness: “My name is Susan.‚
Position of husband is like a split A.C.
No matter how loud he is outside,
but inside the house,
he is designed to remain
silent, cool & controlled by remote.
What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn't Trust me & I dont Understand her.
Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can't sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn't knew u had a prescription.
True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.
Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.