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This category is dedicated for marriage jokes / quotes / poems / sms / text messages.

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Behavior before and after marriage

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If men behave after marriage the way they do before it,
half the divorces won't take place..

On the other hand,

If women behave before marriage the way they do after it,
half the marriages won't take place ;)

posted in Marriage SMS, Misc SMS Jokes, Wife SMS

A husband is someone who

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A husband is someone who,
after taking the trash out,
gives the impression
he just cleaned the whole house.

posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS

Telling a lie

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Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man

posted in Marriage SMS

Why do we all marry?

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Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.

posted in Marriage SMS

Buying a diamond ring for wife

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Wife : I saw in my dream
that u were buying a diamond ring 4 me
.
.
.
Husband : i saw your dad paying da bill

posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS, Wife SMS

The Equation of Marriage


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The Equation of Marriage:

7 Glance = 1 Smile

7 Smile = 1 Meeting

7 Meeting = 1 Kiss

7 Kisses = 1 Proposal

7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -

And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.

So beware of glance!

posted in Marriage SMS

A successful man / woman

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A successful man is one
who makes more money
than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one
who can find such a man.

posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS, Wife SMS

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