Marriage SMS / Text Messages

This category is dedicated for marriage jokes / quotes / poems / sms / text messages.

When a man holds a woman hands?

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"When a man holds a woman hands?"

When a man holds a woman's hand
before marriage, it is love;

after marriage it is self-defense

Man before Marriage is like Airtel

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Man before Marriage is like Airtel....
"Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan"

After Marriage He's Like Hutch...
"Whereever U Go Our Network Follows."

MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans

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What's Marriage?
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Answer:
MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans
That Destroys All The Six Senses And Makes The Person NON Sense

Most expensive way to sleep

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The Most Expensive Way
To Sleep With A Woman Is..
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Marriage!

Advertisement of wife wanted

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One day a man inserted
an 'advertisement' in the
local classifieds: "Wife wanted".

Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

Allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women

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Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.

Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.

Best month to get married

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1st Man: Which Is The Best Month
To Get Married..?

2nd Man: Octemb ruary

1st Man: Don't Be Silly,
There Is No Such Month

2nd Man: Exactly