Marriage SMS / Text Messages

This category is dedicated for marriage jokes / quotes / poems / sms / text messages.

Man before Marriage is like Airtel

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Man before Marriage is like Airtel....
"Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan"

After Marriage He's Like Hutch...
"Whereever U Go Our Network Follows."

Most expensive way to sleep

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The Most Expensive Way
To Sleep With A Woman Is..
.
.
.
Marriage!

Allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women

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Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.

Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.

Advertisement of wife wanted

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One day a man inserted
an 'advertisement' in the
local classifieds: "Wife wanted".

Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

Best month to get married

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1st Man: Which Is The Best Month
To Get Married..?

2nd Man: Octemb ruary

1st Man: Don't Be Silly,
There Is No Such Month

2nd Man: Exactly

Funny Oxymorons

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Funny Oxymoron's:

(An oxymoron is usually defined as a phrase in which two words of contradictory meaning are brought together)

1) Clearly misunderstood
2) Exact Estimate
3) Small Crowd
4) Act Naturally
5) Found Missing
6) Fully Empty
7) Pretty ugly
8) Seriously funny
9) Only choice
10) Original copies
&
the Mother of all
11) Happily Married

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage

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Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.

We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.

A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.

She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.