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Marriage SMS / Text Messages
Most expensive way to sleep
(84 votes, average: 4.06 out of 5)
Loading...The Most Expensive Way
To Sleep With A Woman Is..
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Marriage!
Allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women
(31 votes, average: 3.58 out of 5)Loading...Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.
Advertisement of wife wanted
(12 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)Loading...One day a man inserted
an 'advertisement' in the
local classifieds: "Wife wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Best month to get married
(51 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...1st Man: Which Is The Best Month
To Get Married..?
2nd Man: Octemb ruary
1st Man: Don't Be Silly,
There Is No Such Month
2nd Man: Exactly
Funny Oxymorons
(38 votes, average: 4.29 out of 5)Loading...Funny Oxymoron's:
(An oxymoron is usually defined as a phrase in which two words of contradictory meaning are brought together)
1) Clearly misunderstood
2) Exact Estimate
3) Small Crowd
4) Act Naturally
5) Found Missing
6) Fully Empty
7) Pretty ugly
8) Seriously funny
9) Only choice
10) Original copies
&
the Mother of all
11) Happily Married
What is marriage?
(12 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)Loading...What is Marriage?
Ans:
1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.
2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.
3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA.....
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage
(24 votes, average: 3.08 out of 5)Loading...Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.