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The Equation of Marriage:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.
So beware of glance!
'To be happy with a man,
love him little and understand him a lot.
To be happy with a woman,
love her a LOT and DO NOT TRY to understand her :)"
A successful man is one
who makes more money
than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one
who can find such a man.
Having 1 child makes you a parent
but having 2 makes you a refree.
Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right
and the other is always husband.
You can't buy love
but you pay heavily for it.
Wife and husband always compromise,
husband admits that he's wrong and wife too agrees with him.
Our language is called the mother tongue
because the father never gets a chance to Speak.!:p
Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
Those inside are desperate to come out..
*Love b4 Marriage*
Janu...tum nahe to mei nahe,
mei nahe to tum nahe...
*Love after Marriage*
"baghairta"...Aj tu nahe ya me nahe
A Question Asked In A Talent Test
If U R Married To One Of The Twin Sisters,
How Would You Recognize Your Wife?
The Answer Came:
"Why Should I ? :-P