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posted in Marriage SMS
This category is dedicated for marriage jokes / quotes / poems / sms / text messages.
posted in Marriage SMS
Two Wise Advises for Married Peoples
Never laugh at your wife's choices...
(You are on of them...)
Never be Prouf of Your Choices...
(Your Wife is one of them...)
posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS, Wife SMS
A successful marriage is based
On give & take:
Where husband gives money,
Gifts, dresses n wife takes it
&
Where wife gives advices, lectures,
Tensions & husband takes it..!!
posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS
Before Marriage:-
He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don't even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I'm not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!
After marriage...
Now simply read from bottom to top
posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS
4 Stages of marriage:
Mad for each other.
Made for each other.
Mad at each other.
Mad bcoz of each other.
posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS
If men behave after marriage the way they do before it,
half the divorces won't take place..
On the other hand,
If women behave before marriage the way they do after it,
half the marriages won't take place ;)
posted in Marriage SMS, Misc SMS Jokes, Wife SMS
A husband is someone who,
after taking the trash out,
gives the impression
he just cleaned the whole house.
posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS
Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
posted in Marriage SMS
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