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This category is dedicated for marriage jokes / quotes / poems / sms / text messages.

posted in Marriage SMS

Before & after marriage

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Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you...

After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don't come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,

posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS


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Only true friends stand by u

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Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.‚ 

posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS

Remember your wife birthday

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The most effective
way 2 remember
ur wife's birthday
is 2 forget it once.

posted in Marriage SMS

Position of husband is like a split A.C.

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Position of husband is like a split A.C.
No matter how loud he is outside,
but inside the house,
he is designed to remain
silent, cool & controlled by remote.

posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS, Wife SMS

What was the first thing

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Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?‚
Witness: “He said, Where am I, Cathy?‚

Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?‚
Witness: “My name is Susan.‚

posted in Marriage SMS, Misc SMS Jokes

Marriage is made of trust & understanding


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What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn't Trust me & I dont Understand her.

posted in Marriage SMS

Man needs a poison

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Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can't sell you that

Man shows his marriage certificate
.
.
.
Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn't knew u had a prescription.

posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS

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