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Marriage SMS / Text Messages
A Blind wife and a deaf husband.
(16 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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a Blind wife and a deaf husband.
Michel de Montaigne
Before marriage & after marriage
(21 votes, average: 3.57 out of 5)Loading...He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom upwards!!!
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
(19 votes, average: 3.84 out of 5)Loading...It's funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It's like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered
When a man holds a woman hands?
(12 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading..."When a man holds a woman hands?"
When a man holds a woman's hand
before marriage, it is love;
after marriage it is self-defense
MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans
(16 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What's Marriage?
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Answer:
MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans
That Destroys All The Six Senses And Makes The Person NON Sense
Man before Marriage is like Airtel
(15 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Man before Marriage is like Airtel....
"Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan"
After Marriage He's Like Hutch...
"Whereever U Go Our Network Follows."
Most expensive way to sleep
(85 votes, average: 4.02 out of 5)Loading...The Most Expensive Way
To Sleep With A Woman Is..
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Marriage!