This category is dedicated for marriage jokes / quotes / poems / sms / text messages.
Marriage SMS / Text Messages
"When a man holds a woman hands?"
When a man holds a woman's hand
before marriage, it is love;
after marriage it is self-defense
Man before Marriage is like Airtel....
"Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan"
After Marriage He's Like Hutch...
"Whereever U Go Our Network Follows."
MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans
That Destroys All The Six Senses And Makes The Person NON Sense
The Most Expensive Way
To Sleep With A Woman Is..
One day a man inserted
an 'advertisement' in the
local classifieds: "Wife wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.
1st Man: Which Is The Best Month
To Get Married..?
2nd Man: Octemb ruary
1st Man: Don't Be Silly,
There Is No Such Month
2nd Man: Exactly