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Cost to get married
(17 votes, average: 3.29 out of 5)
Loading...A little kid asks his Dad,
"Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?"
"No idea," replied the Father,
"I'm still paying for it..."
Last two words in yes dear
(8 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: "Yes dear"
Marriage is like going to a restaurant
(12 votes, average: 3.58 out of 5)Loading...Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighbourin
table n wish you"d ordered that.....
First marriage is the triumph of
(9 votes, average: 3.44 out of 5)Loading...First marriage is the triumph of
imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the
triumph of hope over experience
The King, queen & chess
(86 votes, average: 3.94 out of 5)Loading...Chess says everything
about husband and wife.
The King has to take things one step at a time,
while the Queen can do whatever she wants.
Secret of successful marriage
(349 votes, average: 3.70 out of 5)Loading...A successful marriage is based
On give & take:
Where husband gives money,
Gifts, dresses n wife takes it
&
Where wife gives advices, lectures,
Tensions & husband takes it..!!
2 Wise advices for married peoples
(333 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)Loading...Two Wise Advises for Married Peoples
Never laugh at your wife's choices...
(You are on of them...)
Never be Prouf of Your Choices...
(Your Wife is one of them...)