This category is dedicated for marriage jokes / quotes / poems / sms / text messages.
posted in Marriage SMS
This category is dedicated for marriage jokes / quotes / poems / sms / text messages.
posted in Marriage SMS
Position of husband is like a split A.C.
No matter how loud he is outside,
but inside the house,
he is designed to remain
silent, cool & controlled by remote.
posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS, Wife SMS
Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?‚
Witness: “He said, Where am I, Cathy?‚
Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?‚
Witness: “My name is Susan.‚
posted in Marriage SMS, Misc SMS Jokes
Before Marriage:-
He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don't even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I'm not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!
After marriage...
Now simply read from bottom to top
posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS
Two Wise Advises for Married Peoples
Never laugh at your wife's choices...
(You are on of them...)
Never be Prouf of Your Choices...
(Your Wife is one of them...)
posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS, Wife SMS
A successful marriage is based
On give & take:
Where husband gives money,
Gifts, dresses n wife takes it
&
Where wife gives advices, lectures,
Tensions & husband takes it..!!
posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS
What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn't Trust me & I dont Understand her.
posted in Marriage SMS
Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
posted in Marriage SMS
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