This category is dedicated for marriage jokes / quotes / poems / sms / text messages.
Marriage SMS / Text Messages
"When a man holds a woman hands?"
When a man holds a woman's hand
before marriage, it is love;
after marriage it is self-defense
MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans
That Destroys All The Six Senses And Makes The Person NON Sense
Man before Marriage is like Airtel....
"Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan"
After Marriage He's Like Hutch...
"Whereever U Go Our Network Follows."
The Most Expensive Way
To Sleep With A Woman Is..
Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.
One day a man inserted
an 'advertisement' in the
local classifieds: "Wife wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
1st Man: Which Is The Best Month
To Get Married..?
2nd Man: Octemb ruary
1st Man: Don't Be Silly,
There Is No Such Month
2nd Man: Exactly