This category is dedicated for marriage jokes / quotes / poems / sms / text messages.

Last two words in yes dear

Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: "Yes dear"

The King, queen & chess

Chess says everything
about husband and wife.
The King has to take things one step at a time,
while the Queen can do whatever she wants.

Secret of successful marriage

A successful marriage is based
On give & take:

Where husband gives money,
Gifts, dresses n wife takes it


Where wife gives advices, lectures,
Tensions & husband takes it..!!

2 Wise advices for married peoples

Two Wise Advises for Married Peoples

Never laugh at your wife's choices...
(You are on of them...)

Never be Prouf of Your Choices...
(Your Wife is one of them...)

4 Stages of marriage

4 Stages of marriage:

Mad for each other.
Made for each other.
Mad at each other.
Mad bcoz of each other.

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