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Marriage SMS / Text Messages
A Blind wife and a deaf husband.
(16 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
Loading...A good marriage would be between
a Blind wife and a deaf husband.
Michel de Montaigne
Before marriage & after marriage
(21 votes, average: 3.57 out of 5)Loading...He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom upwards!!!
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
(19 votes, average: 3.84 out of 5)Loading...It's funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It's like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered
When a man holds a woman hands?
(12 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading..."When a man holds a woman hands?"
When a man holds a woman's hand
before marriage, it is love;
after marriage it is self-defense
MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans
(16 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What's Marriage?
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Answer:
MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans
That Destroys All The Six Senses And Makes The Person NON Sense
Man before Marriage is like Airtel
(15 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Man before Marriage is like Airtel....
"Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan"
After Marriage He's Like Hutch...
"Whereever U Go Our Network Follows."
Most expensive way to sleep
(85 votes, average: 4.02 out of 5)Loading...The Most Expensive Way
To Sleep With A Woman Is..
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Marriage!
Allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women
(31 votes, average: 3.58 out of 5)Loading...Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.
Advertisement of wife wanted
(13 votes, average: 3.92 out of 5)Loading...One day a man inserted
an 'advertisement' in the
local classifieds: "Wife wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Best month to get married
(51 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...1st Man: Which Is The Best Month
To Get Married..?
2nd Man: Octemb ruary
1st Man: Don't Be Silly,
There Is No Such Month
2nd Man: Exactly
Funny Oxymorons
(39 votes, average: 4.21 out of 5)Loading...Funny Oxymoron's:
(An oxymoron is usually defined as a phrase in which two words of contradictory meaning are brought together)
1) Clearly misunderstood
2) Exact Estimate
3) Small Crowd
4) Act Naturally
5) Found Missing
6) Fully Empty
7) Pretty ugly
8) Seriously funny
9) Only choice
10) Original copies
&
the Mother of all
11) Happily Married