This category is dedicated for marriage jokes / quotes / poems / sms / text messages.
Marriage SMS / Text Messages
First marriage is the triumph of
imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the
triumph of hope over experience
A successful marriage is based
On give & take:
Where husband gives money,
Gifts, dresses n wife takes it
Where wife gives advices, lectures,
Tensions & husband takes it..!!
Chess says everything
about husband and wife.
The King has to take things one step at a time,
while the Queen can do whatever she wants.
4 Stages of marriage:
Mad for each other.
Made for each other.
Mad at each other.
Mad bcoz of each other.
Two Wise Advises for Married Peoples
Never laugh at your wife's choices...
(You are on of them...)
Never be Prouf of Your Choices...
(Your Wife is one of them...)
He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don't even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I'm not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
Now simply read from bottom to top
If men behave after marriage the way they do before it,
half the divorces won't take place..
On the other hand,
If women behave before marriage the way they do after it,
half the marriages won't take place ;)