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posted in Marriage SMS
This category is dedicated for marriage jokes / quotes / poems / sms / text messages.
posted in Marriage SMS
Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…
After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,
posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS
Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.
posted in Marriage SMS, Santa Banta SMS
Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.
posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS
The most effective
way 2 remember
ur wife’s birthday
is 2 forget it once.
posted in Marriage SMS
Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”
Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.”
posted in Misc SMS Jokes, Marriage SMS
Before Marriage:-
He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!
After marriage…
Now simply read from bottom to top
posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS
Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
.
.
.
Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.
posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS
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