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This category is dedicated for marriage jokes / quotes / poems / sms / text messages.


posted in Marriage SMS

Position of husband is like a split A.C.

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Position of husband is like a split A.C.
No matter how loud he is outside,
but inside the house,
he is designed to remain
silent, cool & controlled by remote.


posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS, Wife SMS


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What was the first thing

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Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?‚
Witness: “He said, Where am I, Cathy?‚

Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?‚
Witness: “My name is Susan.‚


posted in Marriage SMS, Misc SMS Jokes

Marriage is made of trust & understanding

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What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn't Trust me & I dont Understand her.


posted in Marriage SMS

Man needs a poison

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Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can't sell you that

Man shows his marriage certificate
.
.
.
Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn't knew u had a prescription.


posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS

True relatives always stand behind u

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True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.

Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!


posted in Marriage SMS

I was a fool when I married you.

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After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.


posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS


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Because married men are more obedient.

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Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.


posted in Marriage SMS, Santa Banta SMS

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