Funny SMS / Text Messages

What is the difference between
Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message
&
Donkey deletes this message.

Choice is urs……..:p

Mosam shabab ka
nasha sharab ka
parda janab ka
aur rang gulab ka
in main sab sey haseen to dekho
sms parhne wala “mendak talab ka”

Har gali har deewar par apka name likha hai.
Har khirki har darwaze per apka name likhe hai,

Oper talash-e-gumshuda or
Neeche zehni tawazun kharab likha hai

A boy told his friend,
“yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai”.

Friend answered:
“Sahi se dekh,
hans k dekh rahi hai
ya
dekh k hans rahi hai :-)”

Woh subah ki thandak,
Woh toliye ki khushbu,
Woh shamp ki bottle,
Woh dhule howay kapron ka sakoon,
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Tum kiya jano ye to sirf nahanay
wale hi jante hain:p

Koray kaghaz pe likha tera naam hai,
Teri tasveer bana dali or likha ye pegham hai,

“Dimaghi tawazun theek nahi”
dhondnay wale ko 50,000 ka inaam hai

Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se
tum shikari nahin ban jao gey
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Theek usi tarah 2 - 3 SMS karney se
tum bhikari nahin ban jao gey

Most people have 5 senses.
Some people have 6 senses.
But u r blessed with 7 senses.

An extra sense is NON SENSE.