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AQAL HO NA HO

Yash Johar is producing a new film
& is searching 4 new talent.
I’ve suggested ur name.
Pls go & meet him.
The movie’s name is “AQAL HO NA HO”

posted in Funny SMS, Insult SMS

What is the full form of singh

What is the full form of singh:

S-sardar
I-insaan
N-nahi
G-gadha
H-hai.

posted in Insult SMS

Hey friend remember that without stupidity

Hey friend remember that
without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!

posted in Funny SMS, Insult SMS

A child uses its thumb 2 chew

A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms

posted in Insult SMS

Flowers + butterfly = A beautiful scene

Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.

posted in Insult SMS

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga…
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga…

posted in Funny SMS, Insult SMS, Poetry SMS

Zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?

No visits…

no calls..

no sms’s…

no letters…

no missed calls..

I’m worried…

kya hua zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?

posted in Insult SMS

A monkey has been severely injured

Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

posted in Insult SMS



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