SMS / Text Messages

Here I would like to share a collection of smile quotes which makes me smile and bring beautilful smile on your face (SMS Messages in this category are in roman urdu, hindi and english).

In short these messages are termed as SMS for Smile :)

The shortest relationship

The Shortest Relationship
Ever Is Between
Students & Books . . .
They Commit 0ne Day
Before Exam
&
After Exam Break Up ! !

Probability of a topic

"The probability of a topic
coming in exam increases exponentially,
if one decides to leave the topic completely...."

Definition of most successful married life

Most successful
Happy married life is
Defined as.
.
.
.
.
"Yet to be seen"

Thought of long life

Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.

Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.

Happy Womens Day my girl

Feel special,
unique,
on top of the world..

its your day!!
Happy Womens Day my girl

Thanks on Happy Womens Day!

Just wanted to thank you
from bottom of my heart for
all things you do!

Happy Womens Day!

Che me khva ta ranizde shi ghaly tairshe

Pa har cha chi da dunya ghamona dair shi.
Naway naway ashna gori zor try hir shi.
Ta khafa na she za khapl ashna ta wayam
Che me khva ta ranizde shi ghaly tairshe

Zaan warta logi kra spelano sara.

Pira muhabat chi di sok na mani,
Maa garza bya dasi lewano sara,
Sook chi darta gori pa khuwago strgo,
Zaan warta logi kra spelano sara.

How can you make seven even?

Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven‚ , Even or Odd
Sardar: Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Sardar:Remove the S!!

Sardar made a call to the airport

Sardar made a call to the airport.

Asked,"How long is the journey from Punjab to America?"

Receiptionist: "One second sir....".

Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!

che saqi okro azan pa mekhana ke..

Hasy paty shom hairan pa mekhana ke,
che me waledal shekhan pa mekhana ke,
za ba waly iqamat warpasy nakram,
che saqi okro azan pa mekhana ke..