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Interviewer asked sardarji:
Which are the 2 latest versions of java?
Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava
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Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
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Height of confidence Once many professors were called and asked to sit in an airplane. After they sat. They were informed that the plane is made by their students. All of them ran and got out of plane exdcept one. People asked him the reason He said,"If it's made by my students it will not […]
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