Q:- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?

A:- They think their picture is being taken.

My Mother, my friend so dear
Throughout my life you're always near
A tender smile to guide my way
You're the sunshine to light my day

7 words for a long
and happy marriage
Yes Dear
I am sorry
It's my fault.

AN ANALOGY FOR ALL COLLEGE LECTURERS:

They teach us to make "PLAIN RICE" in class
&
expect from us to cook "BIRYANI" in exams...!! ;) :D :P

How Pakistani professors speak english,

1. Don't dare talk in front of my back!
2.Both of u three get out of the class!
3.Why r u so late.. say yes or no?
4.Take 5 cm wire of any length!
5.I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls.
6.All of u stand in a straight circle.
7.Quiet! The principal just passed away...
8.Everybuddy stand lengthwise.
9.Y r u looking at the monkey outside da window wen I'm here?
10.Ur talking bad habbit.

Some IDIOTS say:
"Behind every Successful man There is a Woman"
But Nobody know the Fact:
"WOMEN GO ONLY BEHIND SUCCESSFUL MEN"

Da golno pa rangono key dey goram,
DA ZRA sreko ao dardono key dey goram,
khoga yaara che pa nema shpa rayaad shy,
paas pa storo Asmanono key dey goram

Kala che daryaad sham may khane rapasi ogora,ya da liwano hagha kosi rapasi ogora,ya charta ki gora da bacha pa takht ba nast yama.Ya da darveshano darwaze Rapasi ogora.Ya charta hujra ki liwanay ghundi ba gerzama.Ya da abaseen ghate chapay rapasi ogora.Ta kho za heer karay wom os sala dar yadigama.Domra deer zayono ki milao ka darta na shoma,bia da sro qabrono sri takhte rapasi ogora