Funny Quote by Willie Nelson Download Open image “I got in at 2 with a 10, and woke up at 10 with a 2.” — Willie Nelson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Inspirational Love Success
Three score and, and ten has always been something that I never thought I'd make. So when I made it, I wanted to celebrate… — Lindsay Fox Copy Share Image
I wasn't a No. 9, as everyone believes today. Every time I played as a No. 9, I failed. — Mario Kempes Copy Share Image
I would have taken any number but getting seven was a big boost to my confidence. — Jadon Sancho Copy Share Image
On a scale of one to 10, I feel I'm at a nine because there's definitely room for improvement. I know I could go further. — Maddie Ziegler Copy Share Image
I was top-10 once upon a time in this league, and I took a quick drop-off. Like, that's just not normal. — Metta World Peace Copy Share Image
You have two numbers in your age when you are ten. It's the beginning of growing up. — Maud Hart Lovelace Copy Share Image
Ten to get you in and I hear it's tight most every night, but now I might be mistaken. — ZZ Top Copy Share Image
I was in for 10 hours and had 40 pints - beating my previous record by 20 minutes — George Best Copy Share Image
As a 9th grader, I competed with the high school kids and out of 600 people, I finished 10th. — Bo Jackson Copy Share Image
My main lucky number is 9. That was my baseball number in high school. My other lucky number is 3, because that's the one… — Jason Aldean Copy Share Image
I am not a pig farmer. The pigs had a great time, but I didn't make any money. — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
Songwriters might write cynical, world-wise lyrics and constantly talk about money, but most of us are downright naive when it comes to business. — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you'll start having positive results. — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
My first job was in a Bohemian polka band, the Rejcek family polka band in Abbott. The old man in the band had another… — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
Cruelty is all out of ignorance. If you knew what was in store for you, you wouldn't hurt anybody, because whatever you do comes… — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
Americans don't eat horses. They are not raised as food animals and they are treated with chemicals that render them unsafe for consumption. The… — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
I was influenced a lot by those around me - there was a lot of singing that went on in the cotton fields. — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
“And when I die, put it on my stone. God said, Sucker get your bad ass home. I wasn't Superman. I wasn't Superman” — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
I just enjoy both working and not working. And fortunately, I work enough where I get that out of my system, and then we… — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
Let's get the government stay out of our private lives, once and for all, and stop arresting smokers. Let's take a stand for personal… — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
