Funny Quote by Victoria Wood Download Open image “I thought coq au vin was love in a lorry.” — Victoria Wood ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Jokes Love
Where both deliberate, the love is slight: Who ever lov'd, that lov'd not at first sight? — Christopher Marlowe Copy Share Image
“Vic’s father was badass. Other dads built things. Hers blew shit up and rode away on a Harley, smoking the cigarette he used to… — Joe Hill Copy Share Image
“With great effort, I pushed my questions to the side for the time being. We were still fugitives, still undoubtedly pursued. Sydney's car was a… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
Loving him was like driving a new Maserati down a dead end street; faster than the winds, passionate as sin, ending so suddenly. — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
“Misir’s first story was about a man who had been out of work for months and was starving. His five children were starving; his wife was having another baby. It was December and the shops were full of food and toys. On Christmas eve the man got a job. Going home that evening, he was knocked down and killed by… — V.S. Naipaul Copy Share
“I begin attempting to crush the impure thoughts when Ford asks, “Are you barbequin’?” — Xavier Neal Copy Share Image
“Wow. I didn’t think it was possible for him to look any more intoxicating than he already did. But a leather clad Ren standing… — Colleen Houck Copy Share Image
Harley Race was eloquent in his moves - everything made sense, like a hand in a glove. — Shane Douglas Copy Share Image
“Let me guess, it's the love of your life?" I said quoting Travis' statement about his motorcycle. "No, it's a car. The love of… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
Cah me haffi wine pon di cocky like dis. Kartel spin me like a satellite dish. — Vybz Kartel Copy Share Image
Joan was nothing more than a friend. He was not in love with her. One does not fall in love with a girl whom… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A man is designed to walk three miles in the rain to phone for help when the car breaks down - and a woman… — Victoria Wood Copy Share Image
People always think I hate doing interviews. I don't. I wouldn't do them if I didn't like them. — Victoria Wood Copy Share Image
I have stayed true to that first idea that people can have a day in their lives that is very important and if they… — Victoria Wood Copy Share Image
I sometimes think that being widowed is God's way of telling you to come off the Pill. — Victoria Wood Copy Share Image
I know I've got a degree. Why does that mean I have to spend my life with intellectuals? I've got a lifesaving certificate but… — Victoria Wood Copy Share Image
Music is an element that should be part and parcel of every child's life via the education system. — Victoria Wood Copy Share Image
I can remember when pants were pants. You wore them for twenty years, then you cut them down for pan scrubs. Or quilts. — Victoria Wood Copy Share Image
Life's not fair, is it? Some of us drink champagne in the fast lane, and some of us eat our sandwiches by the loose… — Victoria Wood Copy Share Image
Last time I went Intercity there were a couple across the aisle having sex. Of course, this being a British train, nobody said anything.… — Victoria Wood Copy Share Image
I like writing a lot more than I used to. I used to find it scary but now I've got used to it once… — Victoria Wood Copy Share Image
Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. — Victoria Wood Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
