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“Picture-perfect, state-of-the-art vaginas lengthened using sections of colon, self-cleaning and lubricated with its own mucosa. Sensate clitorises made by cropping and rerouting bits of… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I got a pussy poppa. She'll suck ya dick, whateva. She bout makin' some chedda. Was an angel when I met her. — Webbie Copy Share Image
Got that super soaker pussy pop like cola coka. Plus it's tighter than a choker, got em smilin like the joker. — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
Ah, yeah bitch make it nasty. Tongue on the throat while the other bitch gaggin.' — Tyga Copy Share Image
Blowjobs: Any girl can swallow but it takes a special kind of lady to gargle. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
In her throat like the cola, my system solar. I'm too young to die sober, your man a cobra. — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
Skies are crying, I am watching Catching tear drops in my hands Only silence as it's ending Like we never had a chance Do… — Unkown Copy Share Image
So ,you're thinking it's ending but it's only just began.Your whole life is there right-right in front of you! Life's a story that is… — Unkown Copy Share Image
I would like to tell you that it will be better tomorrow, But I've been through so many tomorrows and nothing has ever changed. — Unkown Copy Share Image
I'm sorry I want to apologize for being careless and hurting your feelings. Please forgive me ! I'm a jerk your friendship means a… — Unkown Copy Share Image
Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say don't and if he touches your pussy say stop? Girl: But mom, he touched both so… — Unkown Copy Share Image
Im not bothered if someone likes me or Not. Even Angels are hated by Demons. — Unkown Copy Share Image
I am so grateful to the creator in heavens who brought us together. You are the first n the last person I would want… — Unkown Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
