Funny Quote by Uchiha

When people ask me plz because it's shorter than please. I tell them no because it's shorter than yes .

— Anonymous

Short? HAHAHAHAHAHHAA nope! ;D lol

— Rayy

Always be shorter than anybody dared to hope.

— Anonymous

It's better to love a short...

— Martin Short

It need hardly be said that shortness is a merit in words.

— Henry Watson Fowler

This is the short and the long of it.

— William Shakespeare

If its length be not considered a merit, it hath no other.

— Edmund Waller

People say they want shorter, but really want something that rivets them. They've got endless time for great.

— Bob Lefsetz

Yeah, Life Is Short But Your Dick Is Shorter

— Anonymous

It's nice to be short, because people expect less from you.

— Amy Poehler

Shorth is better than length.

— Dr. Seuss

The way back is always shorter.

— Maya Deren