Funny Quote by Toni Andrews

“I lived like a man who wanted to die but who had no courage to do it himself. I walked black streets and alleys…

— Anne Rice

“He bowed in a courtly way as he replied: "I am Dracula. and I bid you welcome, Mr Harker, to my house. Come in;…

— Bram Stoker

“In the darkened recesses of the Suburban, my opinion of the vampire rose considerably. There were far worse things than having to drink blood…

— Rose Wynters

“On the best nights, he’d appear outside the bookstore window and wait for me to unlock the door. He usually hadn’t had time to…

— Laura Anderson Kurk

“I was once a man. As not all men are good, not all vampires are evil.”

— Veronica Wolff

“So very lovely His blood on her swollen lips His first vampire So very lovely He would have to remember Each salacious cut He…

— Wrath James White

“i am Dracula;and i bid you welcome,Mr. Harker,to my house.”

— Bram Stoker

“I was dying, I realized vaguely. There was no getting out of that. The vampire author would be drained dry by a vampire. It…

— Mari Mancusi

“I don't believe in vampires" He opened his mouth to show her a vicious set of fangs. "If you want to live past tonight,…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“First, Edwin was a vampire. Second, he loved me--or at least thought my blood smelled delicious, which, for a vampire, was probably the next…

— Harrison Geillor

“He waited a second, then made an abrupt flapping motion with his hands. "Well?" he demanded. "I'm a vampire, you silly woman. Ask me…

— Rachel Caine

“Richard sensed it and pulled away. He went around to the driver’s side of his car and opened his door, leaning across to unlock…

— Laurell K. Hamilton