“His attempt to manipulate his way into a car ride with me was adorable, in a way, like watching a newborn fawn… — Harrison Geillor Car Ride Copy Share Image
“The moral complexities of vampire-human love matches made my head hurt, so I did what I always did when confronted with such… — Harrison Geillor Character Copy Share Image
“I'm trying hard to be content with just knowing I'm better than everyone else, without having to demonstrate it all the time…people… — Harrison Geillor Happiness Copy Share Image
“Yes, but you did it all wrong. Here's the correct way: you make it look like an accident, and then, when I'm… — Harrison Geillor Psychopath Copy Share Image
“It looked like the kind of place tailor-made for fourth of July parades and speeches by local politicians and ceremonies crowning the… — Harrison Geillor Politics Copy Share Image
“First, Edwin was a vampire. Second, he loved me--or at least thought my blood smelled delicious, which, for a vampire, was probably… — Harrison Geillor Vampire Second Copy Share Image
“Wikipedia says I have Antisocial Personality Disorder, which is dumb, because I'm all kids of social--I love society, society is like the… — Harrison Geillor Antisocial Copy Share Image
“Besotted! What a word! I love it when you show your age…” — Harrison Geillor Besotted Copy Share Image
