Quote by Tina Fey Download Open image ““this chance like meth heads over a cough syrup counter.”” — Tina Fey ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“But maybe because I'm from a part of the country where there are more meth labs than drive-throughs, anything harder than cough syrup always… — Alena Graedon Copy Share Image
“I'd heard a saying about meth, that it took you down one of three roads: jail, the psych ward, or death.” — Lauren Myracle Copy Share Image
“Wondered about the experimental drugs interacting with airborne chemicals and leaving me unexpectedly dead.” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“Then it was this tribe of cops themselves who shot out the surveillance cameras and aisle mirrors before snorting crushed pills off the floor… — Kenneth Calhoun Copy Share Image
“He delivers the verdict with a gravity that suggests I asked to cook crystal meth in the back office.” — Kara Thomas Copy Share Image
“Methamphetamine? It's called dope out on the streets, you know? Ice, clouds, crystal.” — C.M. Stunich Copy Share Image
“I’d never touched alcohol—doesn’t mix too well with crazy pills—but I knew at that moment what it must feel like to be drunk. Everything… — Myra McEntire Copy Share Image
“Medicine’s suppose to taste bad. If it’s bad enough, you get well just so you don’t have to drink any more of it.” — Polgara the sorceress Copy Share Image
I really like John McCain. He's an awesome dude and was a lot of fun when he hosted "SNL." I'd love to see a… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You mostly know that you want to be funny, know that you have the desire. It's not like people who grow up beautiful and… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Pentagon records show that at least 8,000 members of the all-volunteer U.S. Army have deserted since the Iraq war began. Hey, at least somebody… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“That summer I got to know four families in which half the children were gay. In case you’re interested from a sociological point of… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You can be a little bit darker and rougher on the stage, partly because when you're in the theater, people have come to see… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
[...] things most people do naturally are often inexplicably difficult for me. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“To this day, all I know is there are between two and four openings down there and that the set up inside looks vaguely… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Wafah Dufour bin Laden, niece of Osama bin Laden has signed a contract to star in a reality show... called Skating with the Nieces… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image