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“You can delete me on Facebook, you can unfollow me on Twitter, you can delete my number, but you can never unlick my butthole.” quote by Sylvia Plath — Download Open image

“You can delete me on Facebook, you can unfollow me on Twitter, you can delete my number, but you can never unlick my butthole.”

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