“'Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.' 'When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed.' The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness. Being a couch potato is dangerous, someone may get hungry and eat you! When I saw the monkeys at the zoo it reminded me of watching political debates on TV. Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile. But when you fart just one time... I be laughing”
