Skip to content

Funny Quote by Sue Grafton

“Results for "I looked as respectable as the bum they were booking. I fancied I smelled better, but perhaps not. I've noticed that most of us don't have a clue what we smell like to other people. It's almost as though our noses blank us out in self-defense.” quote by Sue Grafton — Download Open image

““Results for "I looked as respectable as the bum they were booking. I fancied I smelled better, but perhaps not. I've noticed that most of us don't have a clue what we smell like to other people. It's almost as though our noses blank us out in self-defense.””

★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (3 ratings)

Funny

More by Sue Grafton

“Life is hard. Life hurts. So what? You tough it out. You get through and then you'll feel good again.”

Image

“nothing wrong with a lie or two when the situation demanded it”

Image

“I can just about promise you Philip Marlowe was never as dainty as I.”

Image

“You can always push people around, but it's not a good idea. Better to let them volunteer information for reasons of their own. You…

Image

You can't make anyone love you and you can't stop anyone from dying.

Image

“Some people die accidentally. It's a fact.”

Image

Thinking is hard work, which is why you don't see many people doing it.

Image

Pay enough for anything and it passes for taste.

Image

“It’s hard to have faith in your fellow man when you’re forced to look at some of his handiwork.”

Image

Insecure people have a special sensitivity for anything that finally confirms their own low opinion of themselves.

Image

“I wondered if I'd ever be nice enough to volunteer for anything. I was hoping not.”

Image

Ideas are easy. It's the execution of ideas that really separates the sheep from the goats.

Image

Explore all 217 Sue Grafton quotes

More Funny quotes

You cant be controlling in improv.

Image

When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions…

Image

Joking about violence is not funny.

Image

It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say.

Image

God reveals Himself through surprises.

Image

Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :)

Image

The happy have whole days,

Image

Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information...

Image

Why are things as they are and not otherwise?

Johannes Kepler

Image

I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me.

Image

Penis goes in , sperms cums out.

Image

If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?

Image

Browse all 39,345 Funny quotes