Hitchhiking Quote by Steven Wright

“Stop the car,” I said suddenly, just before we crossed the county line. Before the pickup even came to a complete stop, I opened…

— Ree Drummond

I'm sitting, waiting to get on the freeway, and I'm waiting my ass off. I look over at the side of the road, and…

— Doug Benson

You kept talking but my ears said please stop. No warning, I just could not move at all. I was in a total shock,…

— Jenna Bognar

When I was hitch-hiking, people had to follow me, 'cause I didn't stay long.

— Brownie McGhee

My wife had a go at me last night. She said, Youll drive me to my grave. I had the car out in thirty…

— Tommy Cooper

I went for a walk last night and she asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, 'The whole time.

— Steven Wright

I have stood still and stopped the sound of feet When far away an interrupted cry Came over houses from another street, But not…

— Robert Frost

I've hitchhiked - it is 'hitchhiked,' and not 'hitchedhike' like 'passersby,' right? - a couple of times, but only in emergency situations, and that's…

— Paul Rudd

I picked up a hitch hiker. You've got to when you hit them.

— Emo Philips

I lit my candle at both ends when you swore you would stay, but when you left they both went as you slammed the…

— Timothy Ashmore

“My rule of thumb for hitchhiking is: stick it up straight and proud and make if visible to all drivers.”

— Jarod Kintz

Here I am, just wandering down a deserted street in the middle of the night. I hope I don't run into any trouble. Goodness,…

— MaryJanice Davidson