Birthday Quote by Steven Wright Download Open image “I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'” — Steven Wright ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Birthday Burned Candle Happy birthday Remember Remember when Singing
Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I remember the day I started school; my mother's tears as I skipped away; birthdays with candles on the cake, too soon too many… — Francis Norris, 1st Earl of Berkshire Copy Share Image
The first memory I have, anyway, I guess - I think it was my second birthday and the cake came out with the candles… — Heath Ledger Copy Share Image
I was never the kind to throw parties for my birthday. I remember how embarrassed I used to be when they'd make me cut… — Hema Malini Copy Share Image
I remember the one time, when I was in the 10th grade and the school president, my entire school had surprised me with a… — Sherlyn Chopra Copy Share Image
My best friend, Logan, and I are obsessed with candles, and during peak COVID times when malls and stores were closed, we missed going… — Ariana Madix Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when people are singing Happy Birthday to you and you have no idea where to look. — Varsha Sharma Copy Share Image
I hope that every candle that you blow out today brings you different joys and surprises in life. May your Birthday be fun filled.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“She couldn’t take her eyes from the dancing flame. No, this was so wrong. Candles should be used for meditation…for romance. Or on a… — Cherise Sinclair Copy Share Image
I just remember celebrating my 18th birthday at home, so that was a big party. — Angelique Kerber Copy Share Image
For me, the end of childhood came when the number of candles on my birthday cake no longer reflected my age, around 19 or… — Yotam Ottolenghi Copy Share Image
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Nobody can really compare a relationship in which the victim is 15 years old to one where she's 6. While both criminal, they're very different circumstances. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
It's very intense to be in front of a live audience. It's just an amazing experience. It's dangerous. Everything out there is heightened. The… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.” — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I had sort of had a 21st birthday when I was 17, 18 years old living in Japan. I had all of that stuff… — Sarah Wright Copy Share Image
Spiritually, life is a festival, a celebration. Joy is of the essence of life; — Agnivesh Copy Share Image
Here is your third gift from Me once again..I had a fourth gift it was about me making a video telling you how much… — LilBear Copy Share Image
To divide one's life by years is of course to tumble into a trap set by our own arithmetic. The calendar consents to carry… — Clifton Fadiman Copy Share Image
“Jarod Kintz Day—it’s not just my birthday, but it should be a holiday that’s mandatory to celebrate, punishable by death if you don’t. It’ll… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
May Lord bless you abundantly because a sweetheart like you deserves the best! Have a glorious and memorable Birthday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Birthday To Me,I just turned twenty three(23),I want a new Puppy, And I'll name it Julie:) Chocolate cake anyone all I have leftover,,,… — Becka Miller Copy Share Image
I've always taken care of myself, and I'm a non-conformist, so I don't accept the negativity that comes with birthdays. — Rob Van Dam Copy Share Image
If you're going to do a job, do it right. If you're going to throw a birthday party, make it amazing. If you're going… — Jimmy John Liautaud Copy Share Image
I got Mary pregnant and man that's all she wrote. And for my 19th birthday, I got a union card and a factory coat. — Bruce Springsteen Copy Share Image