Happy birthday Quote by Steven Wright Download Open image “Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.” — Steven Wright ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Happy birthday
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.' — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I hope that every candle that you blow out today brings you different joys and surprises in life. May your Birthday be fun filled.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My best friend, Logan, and I are obsessed with candles, and during peak COVID times when malls and stores were closed, we missed going… — Ariana Madix Copy Share Image
I remember the day I started school; my mother's tears as I skipped away; birthdays with candles on the cake, too soon too many… — Francis Norris, 1st Earl of Berkshire Copy Share Image
Now you know those trick candles that you blow out and a couple of seconds later they come alight again, well the other day… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
Can you blow all those candles out or should we call the fire department? Happy Birthday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have way too many candles. There's always a candle burning at home. — Erin Heatherton Copy Share Image
I have way too many candles. Theres always a candle burning at home. — Erin Heatherton Copy Share Image
Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I was never the kind to throw parties for my birthday. I remember how embarrassed I used to be when they'd make me cut… — Hema Malini Copy Share Image
Inside every older person is a young person wondering what the hell happened! Happy 65th Birthday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Nobody can really compare a relationship in which the victim is 15 years old to one where she's 6. While both criminal, they're very different circumstances. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
It's very intense to be in front of a live audience. It's just an amazing experience. It's dangerous. Everything out there is heightened. The… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.” — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“Sweet sixteen," Hugh said, kissing her affectionately. "Happy birthday, little bear. Your future's all ahead of you." Ursula still harbored the feeling that some… — Kate Atkinson Copy Share Image
Happy Birthday To Me,I just turned twenty three(23),I want a new Puppy, And I'll name it Julie:) Chocolate cake anyone all I have leftover,,,… — Becka Miller Copy Share Image
Happy birthday Obamacare! Five years ago today you came into our lives and nothing's ever been the same since! Our insurance premiums have skyrocketed… — Neil Cavuto Copy Share Image
“On my birthday, every year since I turned eighteen, she called me at twelve twenty in the morning to wish me happy birthday and… — T.A. Webb Copy Share Image
I hardly know you...but Facebook says it's your birthday...so happy birthday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy birthday to someone I hope is still around when the iPhone 237 comes out. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don't have to respect anybody. — George Burns Copy Share Image
“Those who were busy to wish you a Happy Birthday Will be Less busy to wish you Rest In Peace. We cherished the Dead… — Robert Amoani Copy Share Image
Happy birthday greetings is being sent your way, with everything which is good, for your wonderful day. — Susan Smith Copy Share Image
When I was in elementary school, I used to write letters to myself. I'd write letters and go 'Dear Kristen-at-16-years-old, happy birthday. I hope… — Kristin Kreuk Copy Share Image