Funny Quote by Stephen King

“I see." said the vampire thoughtfully.”

— Anne Rice

“Alex sniffed the ground, lifted his leg and peed on the boot prints. “Piss on vampires,” he grumbled, showing his teeth.”

— Shannon Mayer

“You, my dear, are a creature of the night, you are a vampire.”

— Lauren Hammond

“Finally... you did turned out to be a true Vampire..!!!”

— Abhijeet Sawant

“A vampire?” He laughed. Upon seeing my face he abruptly stopped. “Oh, you were serious?” he said questioningly. -Michael Lyons”

— Micalea Smeltzer

“Come on, I'm not going to bite you. I'm not a vampire.”

— J.M. Darhower

“I just thought vampires would look, you know, vicious while drinking blood," I said. "You look like you're in kindergarten with your juice pack.”

— Wynne Channing

“You don't think you're a vampire, Sam. That kind of thing you know.”

— Jennifer Loiske

“Well, you can't be a vampire." I struggled to make it sound like I was teasing, not feverishly wishing. "You're not sparkling.”

— Katherine Pine

“Finally the vampire released him with another groan, sitting back on his haunches. "Your blood is steeped in power." Running his tongue over a…

— Kresley Cole

“Well, look at that, our little vampire's got his bite back.”

— M.R. Merrick

“Stupid, sexy vampire. He was making me all...girly.”

— S.J. Wright