Funny Quote by Stephen Fry

It's funny, in literature no one ever goes to the lavatory.

— Tom Baker

In petrol stations on the motorways where people have left the place looking messy, I clear up each lavatory I happen to have occupied.…

— Joanna Lumley

I have seen things few of my countrymen have. The first time I went on an aeroplane I couldn't work out how the lavatories…

— Haile Gebrselassie

Philosophers of genius, children, and the people are equally wise - because they ask equally foolish questions. Foolish to a civilized man who has…

— Yevgeny Zamyatin

I always have my best thoughts on the toilet, so thats where that sage wisdom was coming from.

— Charlie Day

Being English, I always laugh at anything to do with the lavatory or bottoms.

— Elizabeth Hurley

You learn a lot about people when you're sitting on their bathroom floor or on their toilet seat, rifling through their stuff.

— Emily Weiss

If you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room.

— Anonymous

If you think your the smartest one in the room, you're in the Wrong room!

— Tracy Estes

I try to surround myself with people smarter than me - if I'm the smartest guy in the room, I change rooms.

— Adam Neumann

I'm probably more famous for sitting on the toilet than for anything else that I do.

— Frank Zappa

Inside an EXAMINATION HALL I think myrself I am AN intelligent,but when result comes out MY intelligences are far apart.

— Subhananda