Quote by Elizabeth Hurley Download Open image “Being English, I always laugh at anything to do with the lavatory or bottoms.” — Elizabeth Hurley ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Here in the Netherlands there are towns that take part in the throwing of toilet bowls for a laugh. — Willem-Alexander, Prince of Orange Copy Share Image
I have a very silly sense of humor. I've never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on… — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
Even the idea of a fart makes me laugh. Saying the word 'fart' makes me laugh. I have iFart on my phone. I have… — George Clooney Copy Share Image
I do things, and other people laugh at them. I rarely know what the joke is supposed to be or why they're laughing. — Wallace Shawn Copy Share Image
I have seen things few of my countrymen have. The first time I went on an aeroplane I couldn't work out how the lavatories… — Haile Gebrselassie Copy Share Image
Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. — Alan Bennett Copy Share Image
The English have a heavy hearted way of amusing themselves. — Maximilien de Bethune, Duke of Sully Copy Share Image
The people who like my work, I know that I can't trick them into laughing someplace where there is not a genuine reason to… — Takashi Miike Copy Share Image
Weve all met people who are supposedly incredibly intelligent but dont know which way to sit on a lavatory. — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
It's all about portion control. Grilled fish, a small amount of wild rice and vegetables is a good meal. — Elizabeth Hurley Copy Share Image
[On her seven-month-old son:] When people see me carrying him in the street they think I'm being attacked by a short, bald man. But… — Elizabeth Hurley Copy Share Image
I'm pretty nice. I'm far from an ax murderer. I've never been mean to anyone in my life. — Elizabeth Hurley Copy Share Image
I do see all these stories about me living on a teaspoon of gruel a day. It makes me laugh because it's just not… — Elizabeth Hurley Copy Share Image
I’ve always thought Marilyn Monroe looked fabulous, but I’d kill myself if I was that fat…I went to see her clothes in the exhibition,… — Elizabeth Hurley Copy Share Image
I think, if you were being cruel to animals, then the thought of eating them would be horrific. — Elizabeth Hurley Copy Share Image
I certainly don't want a child of mine to be famous, or anyone I was very close to who isn't yet... It's the worst… — Elizabeth Hurley Copy Share Image
Eating off a tiny plate and using small cutlery are two of the psychological tricks I use on myself. It makes me less likely… — Elizabeth Hurley Copy Share Image
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