Comedy Quote by Lou Doillon

If it were not for the government, we should have nothing to laugh at in France.

— Nicolas Chamfort

What women need to understand is that men don't communicate. It's not intentional or on purpose. We're just not as emotional. You ladies feel…

— Kevin Hart

Washington told Wall Street, 'We're going to let y'all regulate yourselves.' The Republicans were in charge. They never said a word.

— Ronnie Musgrove

Please, please, stop referring to yourselves as 'consumers.' OK? Consumers are different than citizens. Consumers do not have obligations, responsibilities and duties to their…

— James Howard Kunstler

I do not want to be misunderstood that you need a dose of persecution in order, really, to have a sense of your identity.…

— Simon Schama

Not to be too preachy, but I would really recommend to people, if you get the chance, to trust yourselves to leap without a…

— Ross Mathews

It's as important to sell yourselves as much as the service. The business model's going to change 50 times, and the market's going to…

— Dylan Smith

Surrender your forces and give yourselves and your troops the opportunity to be a part of Iraq's future and not a part of Iraq's…

— Peter Pace

If you're going to run a public company, be absolutely certain of what the parameters are, what the clarity is, that you can explain…

— Barry Diller

You've got to stop dividing yourselves. You got to organize.

— H. Rap Brown

Parents who neglect their children, who don't know where they are, who don't know what they're doing, who don't know who they're hanging out…

— Michael Nutter

I feel to invite women everywhere to rise to the great potential within you. I do not ask that you reach beyond your capacity.…

— Gordon B. Hinckley