Funny Quote by Stella

I was a newborn vampire, weeping at the beauty of the night.

— Anne Rice

When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!"

— Anonymous

The way that 'Vampire' was born was over a lunch. We got asked to do the show. A week later, we were hired. A…

— Julie Plec

I was born, and the doctor left. And then the nurse is like, 'Doctor, I think there's another one.'

— Jonathan Scott

“My mom was a phlebotomist who drove all over creation drawing people’s blood. Sort of a transient medical vampire.”

— Chris Cannon

I used to work in a hospital, in a laboratory doing phlebotomy. I was a vampire.

— John Edward

What I'm working on now - I'm back to fantasy, although considering that it's me, I'm turning it into a kind of science fantasy.…

— Octavia Butler

“Do not be such a baby," he jeered, tugging my hands free. "It hurts!" I howled. "Of course it does." He laughed. "It hurt…

— Darren Shan

When I was born, the doctor looked at my mother and said, 'Congratulations, you have an actor!'

— Sally Field

I thought, 'Who is the first vampire ever? It's Peter Murphy!'

— David Slade

About time you grew up and became a vampire like the rest of us.

— Claudia Gray

“Tell them you're pregnant with a married minister's baby, then say, "Just kidding! I'm a vampire,'" she suggested.”

— Molly Harper