Funny Quote by Spike Milligan Download Open image “I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)” — Spike Milligan ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Headstone Ill Inspirational Love
I told you once, I would die for you. You didn't even notice, when I did... — Eric Nickel Copy Share Image
Then I dropped my forehead against his and sat there for a long time, as if I could telegraph a message through our two… — John Grogan Copy Share Image
“Quickly, I too bent and bowed in the short pants and corky white helmet with my overheated face and great nose. My face can… — Saul Bellow Copy Share Image
I went home each night dizzy and sick. He was murdering me with the sound of his voice. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“Go to the cops then!” I shout. “But mind if I ask what you plan on telling them? Because saying two dead teenagers came… — Rebecca Harris Copy Share Image
“What’s up?’ he said. ‘Lord help us, sir, there’s something horrible buried under the flagstones.’ For” — Elizabeth Edmondson Copy Share Image
He hadn't told me everything, but I'd left him for dead. I guess we were just about even. — Lilith Saintcrow Copy Share Image
I knew I heard the doctor correctly. I didn't think he said something else, I didn't think for a second, 'Well maybe he didn't… — Stuart Scott Copy Share Image
“My sister Laura's bigger than me And lifts me up quite easily. I can't lift her, I've tried and tried; She must have something… — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I'll draw a sketch of thee. What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not 2B? — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don't want you singing at my funeral. — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
May 8th 1943. Deluge. The rain not only fell mainly on the plain in Spain; it also fell mainly on the back of the… — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
The experience of being in the Army changed my whole life; I never believed that an organization such as ours could ever go to… — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
“The die was cast. It was a proud day for the Milligan family as I was taken from the house. "I'm too young to… — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse. — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
