Comedy Quote by Spike Milligan

On my gravestone, I want it to say, "I told you I was sick."

— Tom Waits

“He was in his coffin, ready to be buried, and yet he knew that he wasn’t dead.”

— Gabriel García Márquez

“When he whispered my name, that's when I knew- this was how death felt.”

— Ashley Madau

“Now you're dead, and I'm buried.”

— Cath Crowley

“-Is he dead? -Gosh I hope so, because I went to a lot of trouble to dig his grave.”

— Jarod Kintz

“A. Was I ill? Have I got well? Who was my doctor? Can you tell? Oh, my memory is rotten! B. Only now you're…

— Friedrich Nietzsche

“But after he tells you how they died, I want you to remember how they lived(...)”

— Elizabeth Fama

“When they ask how I died, tell them: still angry.”

— Richard K Morgan

“You will soon be well, if I do not talk you to death.”

— J.R.R. Tolkien

“Your boyfriend's dead. Thought you should know.”

— Cassandra Clare

“he was in his grave, alone. Somewhere I could not be.”

— Melanie Benjamin

“Tell you what. After I'm dead, you talk. And I'll listen.”

— Mitch Albom